madison jones

[interpretation @materialcritic]

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave anything

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

“Where do you see yourself in five years” I WANT OUT I WANT OUT I WANT OUT!!!!!

[WSM Casino @wsmcasino]

Boomers rejecting an offer for $1.2M from a nice young couple for a home they bought in 1964 for $25 and 7 raspberries

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

i lowkey fuck with how there’s no jobs and rent is infinity money and food is infinity money and fun activities are infinity money and every kind of side hustle is completely flooded and everyone’s angry and mean all the time

[kim ᯽ @therealkimj]

when me and best friend lock eyes from across the room and telepathically decide we’re doing an irish goodbye and hitting that taco bell drive thru expeditiously

[alejandro ⁉️ is BACK @futileflorae]

what if your name was TRINITY SANTOS and you’re BEHIND on CHARTING and you just LOST your lesbian SITUATIONSHIP and you’re considering becoming a FURRY and your ROOMMATE just became your ATTENDING’S SUGAR BABY

[Housing 4 All is Hot @ahouse4all]

The Pentagon has failed their yearly audit EIGHT times in a row. They are unable to explain where a TRILLION dollars goes. Not a single departmenent in the Department of Defense has ever passed an audit. You are being robbed - but its not by people on food stamps.

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

If I see one more AI commercial I might snap

[mia ! @ucanthandlemiax]

hey guys so at what point do we stop shrugging and start killing the people involved in the child sex trafficking rings

[Matt Lech @MattLech]

This is why they are firing until they're sure the target is fully murdered btw

[Ray Wise Saying F-Slur in Napa Boys @TheDougFiles]

Not that crazy if you’re keyed into the fact that they don’t actually believe in anything

[Brutal Regime Apocalyptic Dreams @brutal_regime]

The world is gonna be destroyed because all of humanity is afraid to stand up to a handful of billionaire child molesters who are hiding the documents proving they're child molesters even though we all know they're child molesters.

[justin serb-ert 🇷🇸🍉 @markocantdunk]

They do not do this because they are untrained. They do this because they are Nazis who want to kill people

[unripe 🍏★in her semi-IA era☆ @unr1pegir1]

I'm so over the moral decay of everyone. Seeing everyone behaving like unempathetic ghouls is really disturbing me.

[David Griscom @DavidGriscom]

They will justify the killing of immigrants, they will justify the killing of Americans, and they will justify the killing of moms, children, and fathers. They will justify the killing of you.

[PropaGandalf 🌾 @xghostnotesx]

THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS RUN BY LITERAL NAZIS, DOCUMENTED CHILD SEX TRAFFICKERS, DRUG TRAFFICKERS, PEDOPHILES, WAR CRIMINALS AND IMPERIALIST MAFIOSOS HELLBENT ON THE COMPLETE DESTRUCTION OF LIFE ON EARTH TO SATISFY THEIR INSATIABLE APPETITE FOR SADISM AND CRUELTY

[Bay Area People’s Republic 🚩☭ @21stcentury_ML]

We need to start calling US soldiers baby killers again. It should be embarrassing to be a member of the US military. You serve pedophiles and oil companies