Madie

lightly sauced, and slightly amusing || #BLM

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Police DO NOT prevent crime; they respond to it. Crime is prevented by higher wages, guaranteed health care, food security, high-quality child care, housing, good schools, and addiction treatment.

[Tina Smith @SenTinaSmith]

The entirety of the Boundary Waters is being evacuated due to wildfires and it’s being led by eight fearless Wilderness Rangers paddling around to campsites.

1,000,000 acres.
2,000 campsites.
4 teams of rangers.
2 rangers per canoe.

[NKY Lefty @NKY_Leftist]

We do want voter ID though. Go ahead. Issue every citizen a free ID that's easy and free to update/replace and require bringing that to vote. Oh? That's not what you meant? You just want everyone to jump through hoops to vote? Gotcha, stfu then.

[cole @wyacole]

How it feels to have a gift for someone but you can't tell them yet

[Madie @madie_as]

She’s really getting married at MSG?? The lyrical genius of our generation is getting married in the middle of the country’s largest city?? WHAT!?

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

I. DON'T. KNOW. WHO. NEEDS. TO. HEAR. THIS. BUT.....

UNEDUCATED. VOTERS. WILL. ALWAYS. BE. A. BIGGER. DANGER. TO. THIS. COUNTRY. THAN. IMMIGRANTS.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism. Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a ChatGPT Plus subscription.

[Madie @madie_as]

@imperfectfordre Bro no way our literary genius Taylor is getting married at MSG I mean come on ppl

[Madie @madie_as]

Anyone who goes on Joe Rogans podcast needs to constantly be requesting fact checks. This man just says anythingggg I swear

[Bob Kawa @bob_kawa]

Hockey is so great, shame that it’s played almost exclusively by the worst people alive

[rose @wynrosei]

"What radicalized you?"
Watching my female relatives plan, cook, shop, decorate, clean, and organize for the holidays while the men just show up and watch TV the whole time.

[Madie @madie_as]

Wait they don’t call them breezers everywhere?? What do they call them hockey shorts?

[Madie @madie_as]

@karolineleavitt Karol you’re close in age to ur newborn than you are w your husband!!

[Madie @madie_as]

No bc the way all my life problems would be gone if I was this cheeked up

[jan 🐧 ⁸⁷ ⁷¹ ³⁷ @genosuperleague]

we have to be serious, what the F*CK is up with sidney’s ass? that is just unbelievable, how is that real?????!???

[ils @dearilya]

CONNOR STORRIE THAT BODY OF YOURS IS ABSURD

[Madie @madie_as]

CONNORS SMILE I CANT THANK YOU SNL

[Helen Joe @HelenJoe__]

@marlene4719

[Madie @madie_as]

No bc why did I think this was Colin Jost

[Grampi @reaccionapr]

Head on a swivel, scanning for threats.

@SecWar

You can tell he’s furious.

[Madie @madie_as]

Excuse me

[gel @agustorrie]

OH MY FUCKING GOD