Madi

[CLASSIFIED.ai @classified_ai]

@PatMcAfeeShow Nick Saban cooking that last play up

[fran @galacticidiots]

Yeah sorry I already have New Year’s Day plans

[Madi @madiharadine]

@zillowgonewild Let’s buy

[Madi @madiharadine]

I love having sisters because even after you spent 5 hours with one and you’re sleeping at her house you’ll still keep texting each other from different rooms

[Madi @madiharadine]

@BlakeCurls @alldoctors I like rhinolith!

[Madi @madiharadine]

THERE IS NO MEDICAL TERM FOR BOOGERS. It’s dried nasal mucus or snot (but we all know snot is wet)….WHAT?! So the best way to explain it is “hey I get a lot of boogers” ?!?!?!?!

What the f*** is this? I want them to have a professional name

[Madi @madiharadine]

@alldoctors Nasosiccomucus is the best I can do using google to find the best Latin words

[Madi @madiharadine]

My nurse friend suggested “dry drainage” and I hate that even more. I need them to be professionally called “pholodrepulates” or similar. Let me know who I need to talk to @alldoctors

[Madi @madiharadine]

Only flying with my family from here on out because I’d have multiple emergency pilots. Mom and I will be crying in the back

[Madi @madiharadine]

I think it’s time the Posy Patch considers a different font

[Madi @madiharadine]

I’ll get behind golf as something that belongs on TV when they stop pronouncing amateur as ‘ah-ma-turh’

[Madi @madiharadine]

Idk if we can survive on other planets but I’m ready to try

[Madi @madiharadine]

The queen died?????????

[Madi @madiharadine]

@Alisha917 @TheKalenAllen If you want another book about the complacency of a dad read If You Tell by Gregg Olsen. The mother was an absolute monster but the way the dad just went along with it was so terrible.

[Madi @madiharadine]

Damn, now I need to rewrite my vows one day before my wedding.

[Madi @madiharadine]

@KenTremendous I keep thinking I have a favorite and then I move further down the list

[Madi @madiharadine]

When a recipe calls for one clove, this is the one clove I expect

[ali punk III: 3rd Strike @alipunkagain]

look at this garlic clove

[chelsea (showgirl)🐻✨❤️‍🔥 @notchelseabear]

I just don’t think it’s fair for cuties (me) to have to work.