Madi 🌷

really good at parallel parking

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

I need a reverse Shark Tank where US oligarchs explain why they deserve billions of dollars while standing in front of 5 people living in poverty who work for them.

[Madi 🌷 @madihoffeditz]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 27 Oct 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Madi 🌷 @madihoffeditz]

@MichaelFulwiler My first therapist worked Sunday-Thursday. Was super helpful for me as I’m always swamped during normal working hours Monday-Friday

[Duke Alexander Moore, CTC, EA @dukelovestaxes]

🚨 Student loan forgiveness: Don’t miss these four upcoming dates

[trash jones @jzux]

why must god give his longest days to his sleepiest warriors

[Madi 🌷 @madihoffeditz]

Screw medicine bottles, you ever tried to get into a kwik star cookie container? Not happening

[Madi 🌷 @madihoffeditz]

Driving in iowa at rush hour should be considered an extreme sport for thrill seekers

[Madi 🌷 @madihoffeditz]

The UPS driver stole my Red Bull out of my chegg box 😭

[Madi 🌷 @madihoffeditz]

currently thriving with $0.08 in my bank account

[Kwan Ann Tan | 陈冠安 @KwanAnnTan]

Constantly amazed by the number of men that walk around the city with no bags. Just going to work raw. Walking out the door with no emergency tissue or painkillers. Just them and their hands in their pockets against the world

[Panagis Galiatsatos, MD, MHS @panagis21]

Hospital parking should be FREE for all patients and their families and loved ones.

And for employees too.

[Madi 🌷 @madihoffeditz]

@EverlynnRoberts I think you’re pretty neat!

[Madi 🌷 @madihoffeditz]

peeling my dehydrated contacts off of my eyeballs at the end of a long day

[Madi 🌷 @madihoffeditz]

@LexiSchmidtke

[Madi 🌷 @madihoffeditz]

I’ve had a stomach ache for like 3 weeks

[Madi 🌷 @madihoffeditz]

I have the greatest husband in the world. 527 mile round trip today, both called off work, in the midst of a family war, 109° heat, to take care of my momma and my aunt out of respect for my grandpa. I am emotionally and physically exhausted.