madeleine

guinness world record holder for being the coolest and funniest and most humble

[samantha @milkygoddess]

my friends:
me w the aux: alright so this next song makes me wanna throw myself into a river but in a good way

[Bobby Lewis @revrrlewis]

your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should

[stanley @stststanley]

me in middle school after finding the indie pop pandora playlist for the first time

[david @_elvishpresley_]

coworker: what're u gonna be for halloween

me: ur mom

coworker: lol havent heard that one in a whi--

me: matthew u never call

[Tommi @holden_a_fork]

Me when I’m washing my hands while wearing long sleeves and he end of my sleeves get wet https://t.co/vFc8f46Hkr

[™️ @pmyers_tm]

“watch out for deer” is just southern for I love you

[Rob @ghoulcabin]

[anaemic watching iron man]: god i wish that were me

[Antoni Porowski @antoni]

Omg Ranch dressing on everything is so good

[Jake Mager @MagerJake]

Me: Hey can I borrow a pencil

Sorority Girl:

Me: oh sorry, 🌼 ✰ hey ✰ can ✰ I ✰ borrow ✰ a ✰ pencil ✰⚡️

Sorority Girl: 🌞 // yeah ・of ・course // 🦋

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

Just found out I’ve been cheated on so here is a collection of pictures I wasn’t “allowed” to post :) enjoy 😚