madison

no content, just vibes • she/her

[madison @madilcarter]

stayed off twitter for 6 full months for the first time in 13 years because it sucked so bad. finally gave into temptation and logged back on. how did it get even WORSE? my fyp just showed me at least 25 straight tweets from one film account and im not even a big movie person

[madison @madilcarter]

opened twitter for the first time in 11 days solely to say that andy samberg as doug emhoff is cute but really torpedoing his sex appeal

[madison @madilcarter]

killed three lantern flies today - women love me, invasive species fear me

[madison @madilcarter]

I owe the random yoga teacher I met once who fixed my down dog and chaturanga with like two sentences my entire life

[madison @madilcarter]

about to mute key words for every possible annoying discourse i can think of. make twitter fun again!

[madison @madilcarter]

people are always like “oh feel bad for xyz bc kelly clarkson covered their song” meanwhile you could be miranda lambert, ostensibly a guest but in reality just an excuse for kelly to tear you and everyone else up

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Kelly Clarkson and Miranda Lambert cover “Good Luck, Babe!” by Chappell Roan.

[madison @madilcarter]

im really lucky that my mental health has been in a really great place for a long time but sometimes absolutely nothing hits quite like the go to depression meal from 2019

[madison @madilcarter]

sorry, cant go out tonight, have to build a time machine to go back in time 24 hours to warn myself not to get the covid booster/flu shot the day before my period starts

[madison @madilcarter]

theres a good joke in there somewhere about jlo needing to go teach the other jen affleck about leaving an affleck man but im not brave enough to find it

[bobby @bobbyonmain]

i love having people over at my apartment like yesss sit on my couch and drink from one of my glasses

[madison @madilcarter]

@heyitsemilyc birthday present supplement incoming

[madison @madilcarter]

me and who

[ꕤ @glindaupland]

Wicked x Justice Cardigan Sweater.

[madison @madilcarter]

chase fraud reps if this is true i forgive you for being so mean to me i cried

[madison @madilcarter]

should i get back into dancing with the stars? i think that could be very chic for me

[madison @madilcarter]

@gabeberk like…. brb looking at justice’s sizing chart

[madison @madilcarter]

having an extremely bad customer service day. abercrombie and chase bank why do you hate me…

[madison @madilcarter]

office kitchen smells strongly reminiscent of the 270 calorie alfredo pasta with broccoli lean cuisine i used to eat for lunch in high school. feeling nostalgic <3

[madison @madilcarter]

someone should file a class action lawsuit against lasership for sucking

[madison @madilcarter]

the electoral college is bad for plenty of reasons but an underrated one is no state with as weird of liquor laws as pennsylvania should have this much power