madison

forever wishing I was smart enough to write a plot twist

[madison @madis0nstuart]

millennials have the power to ruin industries bc we’re saving so much money with our podcast discount codes. is this relevant

[madison @madis0nstuart]

got the essentials in my tote (Intermezzo hard cover and a figi water I paid 6 dollars for)

[madison @madis0nstuart]

some days I’m sad but other days people send me a looooot of tiktoks to watch

[lilah “miss osteonecrosis 2026” duncan @dvnots]

fuck it, Kristen Doute Spring Breakers fancam!

[madison @madis0nstuart]

Who’s inside my brain…..

[magne @litlefishes]

fuck it now you see me 2 heist card throw scene to challengers score

[madison @madis0nstuart]

and also I’ve never been the same since Adam Driver ‘being alive’

[madison @madis0nstuart]

opening chord of Maggie Roger’s album saving my life today

[madison @madis0nstuart]

surprisingly my golf cleats are not great for walking around the city….feeling defeated

[twitch.tv/yolandafister @yolandafister]

she’s kinda the Lisa Vanderpump of Arrakis

[madison @madis0nstuart]

taking a 20 minute bathroom break at work to watch “olivia pope baddest moments” compilations on tiktok

[madison @madis0nstuart]

the feminine urge to buy a shock bracelet alarm clock

[madison @madis0nstuart]

@bethgrips tag urself I’m meat cubes

[madison @madis0nstuart]

I rarely check in on ex lovers or ex friends but best believe I am checking in regularly on my ex employers restaurants and reading all the negative reviews and giggling

[ceili @almondpastries]

going to order sushi and watch saltburn after my everything shower tonight

[madison @madis0nstuart]

who knew all it took to heal literally all family trauma was opening a bottle of wine and watching dancing with the stars live!!!!

[madison @madis0nstuart]

when I’m wearing an outfit that doesn’t require I tuck in my shirt….utopia

[madison @madis0nstuart]

@bethgrips I would follow you into the sewer 😇

[madison @madis0nstuart]

hey to all the other gay people in my screening of the eras tour 🤠

[madison @madis0nstuart]

my moms post divorce life is kind of just having 8 half empty bottles of Jose Cuervo ready to drink margarita mix in the fridge and also 3 mini ones in the drawer and I am profiting from that

[madison @madis0nstuart]

you know it’s bad when your chosen form of escapism is tiktoks like “choose your seasonal 80’s ai generated kitchen”