fuck it i'll say it - i want a national lockdown.
i don't know about you, but i don't want to be sitting here makeupless, gray, unmanicured, unwaxed and in sweats for a whole year. we gotta do it because morons gonna moron. please
Last night I was explaining to a new gym instructor about how I've got metal rods along my spine, and she replied, "oh, so you're like a kebab" and I don't think I'll stop thinking about that for a while.
@jalapenopappers Maybe in Armageddon when he goes into the tube instead of the boy? Ok very vague but I can’t remember names. All I know is I ugly cry every. Time.
White people refer to their Grandparents like "My Nana and Gpaw are coming over tonight. Have you met my Nini-banini and grandpiano? Omg u would love them, my Nae Nae makes the best cookies and my G-string tells the best jokes. What do u call your ipod Nano and Granite counter?