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[sailor m🍥 @madisjamz]

Hey anxiety, please let me sleep.

[Eve @oO0Eve0Oo]

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[sailor m🍥 @madisjamz]

This Saharan dust blowing through can blow ME. I want to rip my sinuses out

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

LOL 🤣

[sailor m🍥 @madisjamz]

I’m on the side of tiktok where I’m trapped in a jar

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

For decades, Dan Patrick has sold out the poor, the sick, and the vulnerable to enrich his donors.

Love feels like blasphemy when you worship power.

[sailor m🍥 @madisjamz]

I cannot sustain your buffoonery

[sailor m🍥 @madisjamz]

Nintendo really fed us with that KH4 teaser

[sailor m🍥 @madisjamz]

we're going to vegas this month and i desperately need my moms help choosing dresses for our event

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

I’d like to see our President stand on the moon and have this picture taken.
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[Offhand Disney @OffhandDisney]

Backrooms was amazing. You don’t HAVE to watch KanePixel’s series to get it, but you really really should.

I love supporting fellow indie YouTubers.

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Me when anyone asks why I still use Twitter

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

“You fucking idiot bitch” me to the video game character that I’m in full control of

[sailor m🍥 @madisjamz]

Finally watched Maki beat up that fuck ass clan

[Shrek @Shrek]

Remember to thank your Mom for letting you watch Shrek as a kid.

[sailor m🍥 @madisjamz]

Last night I texted my mom’s number a Mother’s Day message. Someone already has her number and responded. They were so kind 💜 it helps that a nice person has it. I really hope they blocked me though

[FINAL FANTASY XIV @FF_XIV_EN]

Happy Mother's Day! 💎✨

[sailor m🍥 @madisjamz]

Is there a way to specifically not get Mother’s Day emails from companies

[FINAL FANTASY XIV @FF_XIV_EN]

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