I ask Thomas to hand me the remote he’s like yeah babe if you’ll please scratch my butt. I said “you mean your back?” He says “nope…..” Ah, relationships
I just asked Thomas where our dog was when he came in w/out him & he says “who?” I’m like you know, about dis tall, big ass ears, appetite that don’t quit, lil bit of an attitude but cute.. he replies with “sounds like you’re just describing yourself” 🤨
Former President Donald Trump released a statement Tuesday after the average U.S. gas price surged to an all-time high and prices were expected to keep rising. https://t.co/qiPFqSqB4K
Ever realize you have 28 unread messages in the group chat, open it, then get overwhelmed because you’re already too far behind on the convo so you just close it out without reading instead 😅