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[mads @madison_leeman]

@rahillery You’re right. Wedding cancelled.

[mads @madison_leeman]

@johansen_hannah @ me next time, woman

[aishwarya @ash_americash]

When you have found the pug just retweet ok

[mads @madison_leeman]

@lorobss But Olivia Pope would obviously be the one ACTUALLY dealing with it, and making him look good

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

ARE YOUR KIDS TEXTING ABOUT CORONAVIRUS

BRB- breathing really bad
SMH- sanitize my hands
TTYL- think that you'll live?
ROFL-running out (of) fluids. lame!
NVM- need virus meds

[˗ˏˋ ryn ˎˊ˗ @onlineryn]

“could a depressed person do this???” i ask, perfectly balancing a bowl of soup, a jar of pickles, peanut butter, an orange, and tea in my hands as i walk from the kitchen to my bedroom preparing to eat my first meal of the day in the middle of the night

[Justin @judith_ism]

buy 👏 your 👏honey👏straight👏from👏bees👏do👏business👏with👏bugs👏shake👏their👏little👏bug👏hands👏and👏say👏nice to meet you👏bug👏lets make a deal👏

[Cameron Fernandez @camfernandez__]

What walking to class at Washington State felt like lmaooo😭

[Kara Goucher @karagoucher]

Who babysits his kids when he’s out, his wife? Does he feel guilty taking so much “me time” for himself? Will he stop when he gets his pre-baby body back? How does his family feel about this selfish act? How does he run and finish house chores, shopping, cooking, and cleaning?

[(ง'̀-'́)ง strawberry shortbitch @Pinkstellaire]

My Airbnb host’s dog walked into my room and did this

[Washington State DNR Wildfire @waDNR_fire]

#MemorialDayWeekend is almost here! If your plans involve a campfire, remember to put it out.
Learn more about #WaWILDFIRE starts and their common causes https://t.co/HIy4nCRLVV

[mads @madison_leeman]

@itssaranielsen The accuracy is painful hahaha

[Washington State DNR Wildfire @waDNR_fire]

It's 🔥#WaWildfireAwareness Week🔥! Wildfires have already started in Washington so now is a good time to ask yourself: How will you keep your family and property safe from #WaWildfire this year?

[mads @madison_leeman]

@Sierramc123 @lorobss

[mads @madison_leeman]

@Sierramc123 @lorobss

[mads @madison_leeman]

@Sierramc123 @lorobss

[mads @madison_leeman]

@Sierramc123 @lorobss