Madison Johnson

is this thing on?

[Madison Johnson @madisonaubrey]

@Sonos after spending another 2 hours on the phone this morning your sales associate Angel told me to show you to the address to intercept the package and hope for the best. What is happening?????

[Madison Johnson @madisonaubrey]

Hey @Sonos, I’ve been trying to get in touch with you all weekend for an incorrect address placed by a member of your sales team. Our equipment is due to be delivered to a random motor home park and not our home at 10 am this morning… will you PLEASE respond now????????

[Madison Johnson @madisonaubrey]

Every day my older husband asks me if I know old songs by Def Leppard, AC/DC, Van Halen etc. and every day I have to remind him that my father’s favorite artist while I was growing up was Enya

[Madison Johnson @madisonaubrey]

@united told me for 2 days that my bag was at my destination with a delay for delivery but was instead just informed that they LIED and it is still in Milan. I have been promised updates to my phone or email for 48 hours and have received nothing but silence. PLEASE HELP😭🫠

[Madison Johnson @madisonaubrey]

@united Hi United! Thank for responding to my tweet, I appreciate that but not you listing my location on x. Please delete your response and send any communications including specific information about my location to my DMs. Thank you.

[Madison Johnson @madisonaubrey]

Hi @united, I was told I would be receiving step by step updates regarding my bag once it landed in Milan and was then placed on a return flight and it has been radio silence. Please please please tell me what’s going on, I cannot get ahold of anyone!

[Madison Johnson @madisonaubrey]

A representative at the @united baggage drop off shortcut put a completely different persons tag on my suitcase and now it is 2 hours into an 8 hour flight to Milan, Italy. The desk was COMPLETELY EMPTY with no other guests waiting, how does this happen?!?!?

[Madison Johnson @madisonaubrey]

I entered the Merrily We Roll Along Lottery for $39 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/cBi93fYYff

[Madison Johnson @madisonaubrey]

@united I’m rethinking my status as a premier member… after one of my items “disappeared” from my checked bag while under your watch, the best you can do is a “4-6 week processing time”? I’m heartbroken over this, please please make it right!💔😭

[Madison Johnson @madisonaubrey]

@united making me question my loyalty as a premier member…how did one of my items “disappear” from my checked bag while it was under your care & the best you can do for me is a “4-6 week processing time”? Please, make this right!

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 851

[Madison Johnson @madisonaubrey]

the sole reason I haven’t deleted my account yet… when Paddington goes, I go✌️

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 847

[Madison Johnson @madisonaubrey]

@nateckeen No words for you here but lots of love to send♥️♥️♥️

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 671

[Madison Johnson @madisonaubrey]

One day your dad is cutting the crusts off of your PB&J‘s and then next you are explaining to him that no one is actually trying to give him a free iPad online if he just provides his credit card number to pay for shipping

[Madison Johnson @madisonaubrey]

The year is 2022 and when someone asks me where a place is instead of just using google maps, a fairy loses its wings

[Madison Johnson @madisonaubrey]

@hoka Spent an hour on the phone with your team who was kind & understanding about a ridiculously disappointing situation. Please stop allowing people to order shoes on back order if you don’t have the supply to honor their purchases. Was excited to be a hoka customer, not anymore✌️

[Madison Johnson @madisonaubrey]

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[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Just found out about donkey nannies, which are donkeys used to carry newborn lambs down the mountains for seasonal grazing.

[sher🥺 @sherrysworld]

summer is great but personally i can’t wait for fall bc that’s when men finally put their toes away