maddie

Just an ISFJ against the world

[maddie @madisonbounds]

at Belmont, “fuck Belmont” can mean

-Our administration sucks
-Can you believe how much this costs?
-PRACTICE ROOMS UGHH
-The caf closes at 8
-Greek life is hanging on by a thread
-Bruin Books is the worst system
-The lawn is closed

and it’s pretty unifying https://t.co/xIHO8dzFnD

[Fr. Allen @amjunek]

At Texas A&M, “howdy” can mean

-Hello
-Let’s begin
-Shut the hell up
-They be looking like a snack 👀
-GET OUT OF MY LANE

and I think it’s the most beautiful thing

[maddie @madisonbounds]

@JohnRoseforTN Good idea. Let’s raise the minimum wage so people can afford to live here.

[maddie @madisonbounds]

@MarshaBlackburn Why are you talking about a museum in Illinois when your constituents can’t afford a place to live. Bird brain bitch

[maddie @madisonbounds]

Please stop talking about Nick in The Last Five Years like it’s real 🙏🏻

[Jonas Brothers @jonasbrothers]

❤️

[maddie @madisonbounds]

@peachietree I’m in such deep denial I keep forgetting this is real

[maddie @madisonbounds]

@JaysRealityBlog

[maddie @madisonbounds]

sobbing brb

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

🥺

[maddie @madisonbounds]

Why does it walk like that

[calum @mrreidperry]

Need Katy Perry to lock in and sing I’m His He’s Mine in this cadence on tour, it’s so addictive

[maddie @madisonbounds]

@peachietree NO ONE

[maddie @madisonbounds]

@AndyHerren Andy please post more about Bravo ily

[kelli @LagunaBiotchIG]

Trying to figure out if this girl from high school and her husband got divorced. I’m incredibly busy.

[maddie @madisonbounds]

@A_dawg956 @corywurtnberger Correct! Stay strong ✊🏻

[maddie @madisonbounds]

groundbreaking. gotta try these out!

[maddie @madisonbounds]

Made a joke at work the walked out of the room and overheard “gosh Madison is so funny” so I’ll be riding that high this week

[maddie @madisonbounds]

I’m going to apply to Survivor to escape this hellscape for 26 days

[maddie @madisonbounds]

Quick make Chappell say Kamala

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Kamala Harris makes appearance on SNL as the mirrored version of Maya Rudolph.

[maddie @madisonbounds]

@AndyHerren But what about the deleted tweet about life changing sauce? No explanations there 🤔

[maddie @madisonbounds]

@shaycarl At this point, you have to be intentionally ignoring the stories of women who were denied medically necessary abortions. Many now can never have another child. Provide resources to support children, not harm women’s bodies. Shame on you.

[Metro Nashville PD @MNPDNashville]

Plz help us locate Blanca Guadalupe Berrios Orellana, 23, of Antioch, who was reported missing on 8/21 after she said she was going to Murfreesboro to help a family member on 8/18. She's 5'2" & 120 lbs. See her? Call 615-862-8600.

[America Lopez @A_dawg956]

I’m gonna kms

[maddie @madisonbounds]

not going to lie, I thought he was dead

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Bill Clinton at the DNC:

“I am too old to gild the lily. Two days ago, I turned 78. The oldest man in my family for four generations. And the only personal vanity I want to assert is I am still younger than Donald Trump.”