madison curran

welcome to the series of unfortunate events: Madison addition

[madison curran @madisoncurran1]

I honestly identify as my family’s pet rock

[Danez @Danez_Smif]

No one has had a bigger glow up in the last 10 years than cauliflower. It went from being ashy broccoli to being the Mystique of vegetables, always coming at you with a new shape. You want rice? Mashed potatoes? Pasta? Cheese? A man? Low cost housing? Make it from cauliflower.

[luciaa @spoookybitch]

fuck it upppp #MetGala

[madison curran @madisoncurran1]

How on earth did I forget about Zac Efron??? 😍

[mom.com @avealicea]

so yesterday my sister’s guinea pig died.. my step dad buried it for my sister anD SHE SAID TO HIM “thanks for burying it dad, I thought you were going to throw it over the fence” LMAO #rip

[madison curran @madisoncurran1]

Every time a random guy asks me for nudes, I send them this picture and say “hope you don’t mind a little bit of roleplay”. At least I think im funny

[Garrett Melanson @gmelanson__]

Girl at tim hortons this morning told me they didnt have the donut I wanted, asked if a different one was okay. I fuckin’ told her “that’ll do donkey” in a shrek voice bro I need to go back to bed

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

pick the llama up....now.

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

kid: *dies*
oompa loompa's getting ready to perform:

[fuckmarrywill.bsky.social @fuckmarrywill]

honestly this was the weirdest part of the Nav interview to me

[Khloé @khloekardashian]

Season 16. Airing this Sunday

[Ryan Hartley @RyannHartley]

My girlfriend complained that her fries weren’t curly enough so I gave her my curliest fry. She was so happy you would’ve thought I pulled out a ring and proposed. Girls are more simple than we were led to believe.

[Drew Monson @mytoecold]

Starting to accept my body. I also accept Visa, MasterCard, and Apple Pay!

[eva gutowski @lifeaseva]

I’m at ihop right now listening to the people next to me ordering and the girl deadass goes “can i have my eggs extremely well scrambled”

The guy goes “what?”

“extremely well scrambled.”

“Oh ok”

[Weston Willard @Willard_Weston]

Got his ass

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

Would you prefer she lose the 💰 too? A single mom has to work too boo! This was a professional commitment planned far in advance and you better believe she is not waiting on anyone to pay her bills or provide for her daughter. PERDIODT!!!

[madison curran @madisoncurran1]

Update: I’m now covered in hives and regret everything