Madison Figler

hi how ya doin

[Madison Figler @madisonfigler]

@ConnorSaeli, wow what a gem!!

[shelb🌞 @shelbyedwards32]

Ladies, if he:

-doesn’t share food
-asks you “how you doin?”
-can drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds
-played the role of Al Pacino’s butt in a movie
-has a pet duck and chicken in his NY apartment

Then: He’s not your man, he’s Joey Tribbiani.

[Madison Figler @madisonfigler]

@hannahjogroves Ok tru

[lauren! @laurhmedley]

me: time to sleep!

my brain: mamma mia :)

me: please no

my brain: i :) was :) cheated :) by :) you :) and :) i :) think :) you :) know :) when :)

[Rachel Wolfe @rachelnicole955]

Becca is going to bring 3 guys to the fantasy suite.. what if 9 months later she had a kid and then 20 years later that kid gets married and invited all three guys to the wedding not knowing which one is her dad and they all sang ABBA songs #TheBachelorette

[MJ @mj__2019]

“How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days”needs to make another movie to finish the story of Andie Anderson and Ben Berry and call it “How to Keep a Guy Forever” that shit would go hard. do they get married? do they start a family? does Andie beat Ben in every game of Bullshit?i need to know

[Madison Figler @madisonfigler]

@mawollner I remember when you told me this I almost peed my pants

[mad⚡️ @mawollner]

Just remembered that my ex thought every pug he’d seen was a baby pug and that english mastiffs were full grown pugs

[Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen]

This is a new day. God is breathing new life into your dreams. Dare to take hold of His strength.

[Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen]

What God promised, He’s still going to bring it to pass. You may have given up, but He hasn’t given up.