Maddie

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[Maddie @madisonjane19]

The letters K and X look incredibly similar on a license plate. Was just passed by someone with KKX on theirs and was concerned for one reason then intrigued by another before I figured it out.

[Max Dosser @MADosser]

Yesterday, I successfully defended my dissertation. If you want to celebrate with me, check out my article on PuppyGate (the basis for chapter two) and consider nominating it for Best Related Work at this year’s Hugo Awards. https://t.co/V4F6urzdr5

[Maddie @madisonjane19]

I see Jason Kelce. My boyfriend sees a big floppy dong

[Gavin Thomas @gavinthomas2015]

Apparently, if you can see a panda, you're left-brained, and if you can see two turtles swimming, you're right-brained. What do you see?

[phoebe @taylorslavender]

IS THE ICE BOTHERING YOU MY QUEEN?

[klara @zarastaylor]

it should be a legal requirement to read this before pressing play on 1989 tv

[Arby's @Arbys]

When the function has Arby’s boneless wings with ketchup and seemingly ranch 💙

[Maddie @madisonjane19]

Just saw a quote that said “I fantasize about rejecting the apologize that I know will never come.” And I will be crying on the floor of my closet for the next 3-5 business days thankyew

[Maddie @madisonjane19]

@hannnarchy @AstroBarker Two chicken quesadillas, hush puppies, and chicken nuggets. Sweet tea

[Maddie @madisonjane19]

My favorite thing about Selling Sunset is when they show a buyer the view and say “you can see the ocean on a clear day” and there is not a single cloud in the sky, yet no ocean

[Maddie @madisonjane19]

Not a deal breaker, but I prefer my men to be 6’ even so I can use them to measure their own graves.

[jp @excesstential]

i am an enemy of the second amendment

[Maddie @madisonjane19]

Give them absolute hell, ladies. #IranianWomen

[Max Dosser @MADosser]

The way I gasped when I saw the cover art from @shacklebound’s Wyrms anthology in the season four finale of #YouNetflix

[Maddie @madisonjane19]

My favorite conspiracy theory is that he thinks about me 😚✌��

[Maddie @madisonjane19]

Unfortunately I’m about to get even hotter than before

[Maddie @madisonjane19]

Football is excruciatingly long

[Maddie @madisonjane19]

I hope the Eagles win solely because of that one line in a Taylor Swift song

[Maddie @madisonjane19]

Both stressy and depressy

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

This year I will be kind to myself