Madison Mahar

[Madison Mahar @MadisonJean10]

@Target This does NOT look like the picture

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

when men honk at u to get ur attention in the street it’s like ok. now what. u have startled me and now ur down the street. what was the point.

[Madison Mahar @MadisonJean10]

@GreyhoundBus Will the bus I take EVER leave on time? It’s late EVERY single time.

[Madison Mahar @MadisonJean10]

@sarahlynn_22 Sure is! Let’s meet up soon 😜😜

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[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

At this point, they just need to put the whole pharmacy in a box and have a dude out front wit a key to let us in the pharmacy

[jim rose circus @jimrosecircus1]

I believe the main difference is that one will see you later and the other will see you in awhile. I could be wrong, I'm not a zoologist.

[Madison Mahar @MadisonJean10]

@GreyhoundBus I am soooo sick of your shit.

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

SIXTY-TWO! BASEBALL HISTORY!

@TheJudge44 is the American League home run King!

[Madison Mahar @MadisonJean10]

@kenzarruda Not even indigestion, but immediate sprint to the toilet.

[Madison Mahar @MadisonJean10]

@kenzarruda Reeeeetweeeeet

[Eintracht Frankfurt @eintracht_us]

It was an awesome turnout for the season-opener with @EFCNewYork. Not the result we dreamt up, but as always, our fans are top-class! 🦅

[kaya ☆🇦🇱 @bluxhan]

The only thing this proves is that women are harassed on a daily basis and don't trust a male stranger approaching them out of nowhere.

[Madison Mahar @MadisonJean10]

Mamma Mia! is such an underrated movie. Makes me sick. I Stan.

[Madison Mahar @MadisonJean10]

@sarahlynn_22 Wait, it’s not Lana????????

[Madison Mahar @MadisonJean10]

Being in healthcare is fun. One day you have a patient telling you that you could be a model. The next day, you have a patient telling you to jump out a window. 😌

[Madison Mahar @MadisonJean10]

@sarahlynn_22 Yellow cab for the win

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Breaking: Carli Lloyd has announced her retirement.

U.S. Soccer will soon announce four fall friendly matches, which will be her final games for the USWNT. She’ll finish the NWSL season with NJ/NY Gotham FC.

[Madison Mahar @MadisonJean10]

@kenzarruda Lol I’m in Greece right now and look what’s for dinner tonight!

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

THE USWNT WINS ON PENALTIES AND IS HEADING TO THE OLYMPIC SEMIFINALS 🇺🇸

#USWNT