Maddy

The Queen of Mean

[Maddy @madisonkpike]

I knew Vegas was special. We now have drive through strip clubs. Amazing. So creative 😂

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

"what's living in vegas like?"

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Imagine thinking she ACTUALLY was so secretly racist that THIS was the time she was like “Fuck it. I gotta say the N word.” Anyone who thinks she REALLY said it is a fuckin straight up moron.

[kurt hoebain @dicaprihoeeeee]

me still trying to figure out why hannah b cant just find a man in the real world. girl u threw away the good men, live with ur consequences and go home #bachelor #BachelorNation

[good n u @moresaucepls]

Hannah you literally won DWTS, were the bachelorette & had a cover issue for @people.... gtfo of the spotlight and move on

#bachelor #BachelorNation #BachelorMonday

[boob saibot wins 🥷🏾🇧🇧🇩🇴 @the_shugavery]

When the “who” shows up to the function when you specifically asked “who all gone be there?”

[Arthur @arturito_costa]

Please just take these girls to a pumpkin patch bro. I cant take it anymore

[Maddy @madisonkpike]

@Casey_Ek I’ll start dating people my age when they stop acting like fuck boys 😂

[Sofia Franklyn @sofiafranklyn]

I love having slutty friends they are like walking party favors that get you invited to everything. Luv u sloots ❤️

[CFB Home @CFBHome]

RETWEET IF YOUR TEAM IS STILL UNDEFEATED:

Clemson
Alabama
Georgia
LSU
Ohio State
Oklahoma
Auburn
Wisconsin
Florida
Penn State
Iowa
Boise State
Wake Forest
Minnesota
Baylor
SMU
Memphis
Appalachian State

[Gavin Thomas @gavinthomas]

First day of 3rd grade!

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_]

Me: *passed out drunk again*

My dog:

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Me showing up to Taco Bell blackout drunk at 11pm https://t.co/ze4iMq1xUc

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

once you’re over 22 everyone is the same age unless they’re over 40 at which point they become “actual adults” (not to be confused with “fake adults” which is what everyone else is)