Madison McGuire

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @be_like_legend1]

AVOIDANTS BE LIKE:

"I'm going to enter your life, text you daily, make you believe we're building forever, and make you feel safe enough to fall hard.

Then the moment I'm expected to communicate like an adult, own my behavior, or face conflict - I'll vanish. Because running from my problems is easier than facing them.

Then I'll tell everyone 'it just didn't work out' because I'm too afraid to speak the truth. 1/7

[🥀 @amargaadu]

Very Unpopular Opinion:

Social media needs to crash for a year so that everyone can snap back to reality.

[Sam @samhtfc1907]

someone at snapchat needs to fuck off with all the random notifications

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

i think the highest form of love is consideration. if someone genuinely cares about u, they'll think about how their actions affect u

[Libriscent @libriscent]

To the girl who experienced an unexpected breakup, I hope you know that all the effort you gave was never wasted. You tried your best to make him feel loved, enough, valued, and important, even after everything that happened between the two of you. You stayed, understood, forgave, and kept choosing him, hoping that someday he would realize how much you were willing to give just to make the relationship work.
But sometimes, no matter how genuine your love is, someone can still choose to leave and find another person who is willing to love them in the way they want. And I know that hurts because you gave him your all, only to feel like it still wasn’t enough. But please remember, his choice to leave does not mean you were not enough or that your love was worthless. You did your part, you loved sincerely, and you gave everything you could.Maybe the hardest lesson is accepting that sometimes, you can love someone with your whole heart and still not be the person they choose to stay with. Let him go, heal at your own pace, and someday you’ll realize that losing him was not the end of your story—it was the beginning of choosing yourself again.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

everything used to be 20 dollars and now that i finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[سيدة @Ajoke__xx]

Waking up to pee will ruin tf outta some good sleep. I see why kids piss in the bed.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I genuinely NEED a psychologist to explain why an entire generation can no longer watch TV without subtitles.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Is it just me or did Apple completely mess up the iPhone keyboard? Typing lately has been driving me insane😭😭

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Don’t be afraid to spend money on concerts and travel. Be afraid of growing old and realizing the only place you ever went was work, the only thing you ever did was pay bills, and you forgot to actually live.

[Softboy @softboywin]

Dear @apple we can’t use our watches at night for the sleep data because it doesn’t have enough charge. We have to charge it while we’re sleeping

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Two things I won’t do in the same day:
1. Buy groceries
2. Cook a meal with said groceries

[Topz @tophz_]

“$54 at a sports bar last Friday.”

“That’s my weekly dinner with friends.”

“$68 at the barbershop.”

“I was overdue.”

“$42 at Target.”

“I only went in for toothpaste…”

After about five more charges, the rep paused.

“So… every transaction we’ve reviewed was made by you.”

I stared at my banking app for a solid minute before it finally hit me.

No one had stolen my card.

I’d been nickel-and-diming myself into a four-figure credit card bill without even realizing it.

Somehow, the little purchases never felt expensive in the moment.

Seeing them all added together was like looking at a completely different person’s spending habits.

Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s opened a credit card statement and thought, “Who spent all my money?”… only to realize it was you the entire time.

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @be_like_legend1]

Does anyone else with ADHD stay completely calm during an actual crisis…
but need almost an hour of mental buildup just to reply to a simple two-line message?

[Softboy @softboywin]

Buying a ring camera and then having to pay a subscription to actually see out that motherfucker is insane.

[TYN❥ @talizo07]

My daughter brought her new boyfriend to Sunday dinner last month.

He’s 24, works at a COMMERCIAL TIRE SHOP, and has grease permanently stained into his cuticles.

He didn’t say much, just ate three servings of my pot roast and nodded a lot.

After they left, I told my wife I wished my daughter would date someone with a bit more ambition.

Someone who didn't look like they just crawled out from under a semi-truck.

Two weeks later, my alternator died on the shoulder of Route 9 during a torrential downpour.

I called AAA, but the wait time was two hours.

My daughter must have seen my text in the family group chat because twenty minutes later, her boyfriend's beat-up Chevy truck pulled up behind me.

He didn't have a raincoat.

He just got straight to work in the pouring rain, leaning over my engine bay while semi-trucks flew past at 70 miles per hour, spraying us with dirty highway water.

It took him forty-five minutes of wrestling with a rusted bolt to get the spare part in.

When he finished, he was soaked to the bone and shivering.

I pulled out my wallet and tried to hand him two hundred dollars.

He looked at the cash, then looked at me, and gently pushed my hand away.

He said,

"Sir, you don't pay family.

Just make sure your daughter gets home safe tonight."

I sat in my dry, warm car on the drive home feeling incredibly small.

I had judged his worth by the dirt under his fingernails,

completely missing the size of his heart.

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

me thinking how I went from $800 to $23 dollars

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

That loud whistle people do with their fingers in their mouths.

[Lyn🌺 @_ayandamay]

Do you guys remember when nickelodeon would shut down on earth day and have that blank screen telling us to go play outside..?

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Why does everyone else's perfume linger for hours and mine disappears in 10 minutes.