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[maddie @MadisonLocklear]

25 Lessons I Learned At 25 https://t.co/Hqkgs2RxrR

[postmodern joan of arc @postnuclearjoan]

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

[maddie @MadisonLocklear]

@jennaaafh just realized the first tweet was super inconspicuous lolol

[maddie @MadisonLocklear]

@jennaaafh ahahah with you

[maddie @MadisonLocklear]

@jennaaafh Amen :/

[maddie @MadisonLocklear]

I love that squirrels just exist outside all the time - little docile rodents running around neighborhoods in every continent except Australia

[sharon mitchells stunning weave @sharon_weave]

Me randomly deciding to leave the club without telling anyone https://t.co/Epd3tjKlut

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

To all complainers, please continue complaining, but it will cost $8

[maddie @MadisonLocklear]

I’m writing off all the hair ties I’ve given away as a donation on my taxes this year

[maddie @MadisonLocklear]

Does anybody’s day actually end up going the way they plan cause mine sure as hell don’t 😂

[maddie @MadisonLocklear]

Will I need to change my dogs last name when I get married?

[maddie @MadisonLocklear]

I hope the hurricane blew all the cockroaches away

[maddie @MadisonLocklear]

@claudiaannep RT about the weird energy, today has been so ominous and eerie. I also feel crazy!

[maddie @MadisonLocklear]

ADHD is putting an immense amount of effort into remembering to bring a pen and then forgetting your notebook

[maddie @MadisonLocklear]

Grass doesn’t stop growing when you pave over it, it grows through the cracks.

[Jacqueline Chung, DO @Jc7531]

The rhetoric of “because I struggled, you should too” needs to stop.

[maddie @MadisonLocklear]

@Jc7531 !!!!!!!!!!!!

[maddie @MadisonLocklear]

@johnnaueltschi Because they can’t fathom being your size and eating more than just carrots

[maddie @MadisonLocklear]

@matt_g_myers This made me actually lol

[maddie @MadisonLocklear]

Sometimes I think the universe makes sure people are busy when I call because the universe knows I’m just wasting their time trying to tell them a useless fact