Maddie Mueller

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[Maddie Mueller @madisonnoname]

@Cinnamon_jada And when you get a new car?

[Maddie Mueller @madisonnoname]

@RyleighHaynes_ @HoodieDevin Easy, it’d be like living with myself lol

[Maddie Mueller @madisonnoname]

@carissa34569298 @alexdrag_ @Cinnamon_jada Does this mean you hate us lol

[Maddie Mueller @madisonnoname]

I swear I do this more than the average person..

[tellievision @Sippin_Lemonade]

Saying ohhhhhhhhh when you still don’t understand >>>>

[Maddie Mueller @madisonnoname]

@carissa34569298 I could see it😂

[Maddie Mueller @madisonnoname]

@carissa34569298 @RyleighHaynes_

[Maddie Mueller @madisonnoname]

@GimmieDaFries @caleyann_clobes I think you should shave your cat

[Maddie Mueller @madisonnoname]

She then tells me that none of her children should know what it’s called if she doesn’t know because she has “taught” us everything we know, lol

[Maddie Mueller @madisonnoname]

So I’m sitting here with my mom and she’s convinced that she has the coronavirus. She has me look at the back of her throat. She tells me to look at the thing dangling in her throat, and you know what she calls it.. “a doppelganger” which by the way is called a uvula

[Maddie Mueller @madisonnoname]

@longballhenry I think you should go on the bachelor

[Maddie Mueller @madisonnoname]

@Cinnamon_jada @carissa34569298 sounds like somebody we know, lol

[Abigail Burt @abgburt]

Gonna be honest. This year all I did was exist. I woke up, went to school, went to work, came home, and repeated. My life had no meaning. I wasn’t motivated

In 2020, I want to live. I want to travel, try new things, meet new plp, accomplish dreams, etc. Life’s just way too short

[Tara Moses™ @TaraTomahawk]

Don't do this shit. You don't know why that person is returning donations for gift cards. Did their child get sick, and they can't afford medicine? Will that gift card pay for 2 month's worth of food? They're in their own right to do whatever they want.

Don't police poor people.

[Maddie Mueller @madisonnoname]

@B_Swervin Dear Lord, I’m glad it wasn’t me 😷

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

My wife left me home alone with the kids to go out drinking with her friends. A lesser man might whine and complain, but instead I'm just playing Chumbawamba's 1997 hit "Tubthumping" over and over and over. On the jukebox at their bar. Using the TouchTunes app.

[Maddie Mueller @madisonnoname]

@barstoolsports @kaiya_gieseke @BrielleCords lol our Spanish 101 FaceTime call😅