Madison🕸️

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[hunter @3gpmh]

ever since i was a little kid i knew i wanted to go missing or die after an argument so the other person would feel bad

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

took my own lunch to work and didn't buy a coffee today so i should be able to afford to buy a house any day now

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

when i’m lowk really tired so i stay up for another hour or two

[❤️‍🔥 @witnessborne]

Cars should have a second horn that means "I'm sorry"

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

hey sorry i cant make it today i have my weekly scheduled Alone Time that if i dont stick to i start wanting to hurt myself

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Sometimes I get Really Anxious and feel like I have No Friends but in Reality I have 3 of Them

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

"is this indica or sativa" no dude this is weed you smoke it and you get high dude

[َ @__Lily__pond]

August kinda feel like there’s a giant imaginary clock ticking on top of your head

[Skreddah @Skreddah]

I was 7 watching 1000 ways to die on Spike TV

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

7x3=21 has always been cunt. even as a 3rd grader i could recognize that

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

sometimes i talk and i wonder what i’m saying as i speak

[pinkie @pinkiepie71]

i genuinely understand why people go insane

[Zayanna @etherealwagon]

@ankyhaidy this was def tweeted by 4 robocallers in a trench coat

[💗 @SheAintJanae]

That first NFL Sunday is gonna hit like crack in the 80s. 😭

[liz @unrequiet]

dont be asking me any fucking questions in the grocery store