maddie

i brush my teeth in the shower

[Raquel Willis @Raquel__Willis]

It’s OK if you can’t focus.
It’s OK if you can’t be “productive.”
It’s OK if you feel overwhelmed.
It’s OK if you’re exhausted.
It’s OK if you’re confused.

You’re human, and these are unparalleled times. Take care of yourself. The world needs you for the fight ahead.

[Derek Sanders @DerekSanders]

America, what the fuck?

[Madi Phillips @madip11]

Quick quarantine update: still a dumb bitch

[Crawf @CrawfordCollins]

i miss my friends.

[Erica @eerrriiicaa]

Day 5 of quarantine. Haven’t worn a bra in 4 months

[Madi Phillips @madip11]

Burger King worker from across the entire restaurant: “MADI DO YOU WANT MARINARA!?”

Nothing like coming back to wadena

[Madi Phillips @madip11]

#NewProfilePic

[Charlie Fox @THEFOXX_9]

Stop bringing your relationship problems on social media, not a single person gives a flying fuck. It’s annoying and immature, grow up.

[Charlie Fox @THEFOXX_9]

100% chance if you call yourself a “bad bitch” you are the exact opposite

[maddie @madisonrolson]

biggest weakness/blessing is that i can’t ever stay mad at people and am easily forgiving no matter the circumstance

[maddie @madisonrolson]

i had my senior pics taken and my little sister wanted to be like me so my mom and her had a photo shoot in the backyard

[EmO HorSeGiRL @KatlynHeaton]

Your mom is a hoe if you litter.

[Madi Phillips @madip11]

Told my 16 year old cousin to do his dishes and homeboy asked me how to wash a pan

[maddie @madisonrolson]

you sir are the human version of period cramps

[EmO HorSeGiRL @KatlynHeaton]

Taco Bell turns me on

[@philjamesson.com on bsky @PhilJamesson]

me: (counting on my fingers)

bouncer: i just asked how old you are

me: can you shut the fuck up for a second

[Madi Phillips @madip11]

Okay I don’t get why people think it’s okay to take videos and post them while they’re driving it’s not cool it’s stupid please drive safely thank you

[maddie @madisonrolson]

@sammalone30 you mean doughnut?

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

i may not be cute but at least i’m kinda funny