mads

just a silly goose

[mads @madisonsez]

love saying “thanks b” like am i calling u babe, boo, bitch, the damn babadook ? looks like you’ll never know

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

happy women’s day

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

i dont have rizz i have big brown eyes and many unsettling things to say

[cinder @blackcindyy]

me after 6 tequila shots

[TINA HAND @tinacantdrive]

no wonder i had such a good time omg

[meeka @MeekyBlinders]

i'm free february 13th btw (national crab rangoon day)

[astraea 𓆩♡𓆪 (ia) @seaweedseraph]

the feminine urge to leave everything and move to a quiet place, open a petite bookstore and bakery, bake little cakes, read silly little books for the rest of my life

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

i’m actually planning to be more evil this year so stay the fuck away from me

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

no rizz i’m just extremely mean to men n they think im playing hard to get

[Megan Coyne @megancoyne23]

happy new year’s eve

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

under all my murderous rage im really just a sweet little princess i promise

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

It’s crazy when I was a teenager I was like “when I’m older I can do whatever I want” and as an adult all I wanna do is stay home in comfy clothes and read books

[andrea @heyitsandreah]

girls don’t want presents for christmas, they want the bills to make the playoffs

[reb @rebmasel]

“um as you should?” to my best friend describing a felony

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

GUYS i just went to a bar to say hi to one of my bartender boyfriends and he literally went “so which of your other little boyfriends did you go see tonight? since i know you have one at every bar in this city.” NOOOOO I’VE BEEN CAUGHT !!!!!!!!!!

[yaya @malyelff]

i was definitely born in the right generation i love telling men to shut the fuck up

[katherine fitzgerald @kfitz134]

The Buffalo Bills have never lost with Taylor Swift in attendance

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Don't ever be scared to cancel plans with me bc ima lay back down so fast

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

save me $7.74 iced coffee at 3pm… $7.74 iced coffee at 3pm save me..

[clare @sadderlizards]

nope sorry can’t hang out. i’ll be getting real comfy around that time