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the retweet princess

[amore @amoreterical]

how it feels to not have any juice in the house when ure really craving some juice

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Unfortunately I do enjoy being ruder to someone who was rude to me first

[𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖉𝖞 𝖛𝖘 𝕭𝖆𝖇𝖞𝖑𝖔𝖓 @mary_got_grace]

People love to be mean and weird until you're meaner and weirder. Now, everybody crying.

[suck yuh mudda @SupremeBrina]

I promise trying to ragebait me as a flirting tactic will not yield the results you want.

[kayla🫆 @trulykaykay]

i don't support all women. i hate stupid btches and bad mothers

[🐲🌸 Flavaaaaaaaaa 🌸🐲 @MMMitsflava]

@trulysther @iFF2JUiCY But you first have to ask “are you dumb?”

[La-Ndlovu @destiny_ndlovu]

When you enter the corporate world and realize high school drama was NOTHING compared to what unhappy middle aged adults are capable of. 😭

[THEBOSSGIRLLIFESTYLE🎀 @bosslifestyleee]

Normalize demoting friends back to associates. You cool, but you're not my friend.

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.

[mg. @lifeasmg_]

Girl maintenance should be covered under health insurance

[౨ৎ @Alychaaaaa]

I hate seeing a man buttcrack

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

telling someone they can't be sad because others have it worse is a habit people need to stop.

[k @ysljennii]

I’m lowkey really concerned about how stupid everyone is getting..

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

Pandemic or not, why do ppl stand so CLOSE behind you while you're waiting in line??

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

took my own lunch to work and didn't buy a coffee today so i should be able to afford to buy a house any day now

[Miilato @miiilato]

me trying to remember if that was a dream, a hallucination, a childhood memory or a scene from a movie

[‏ًً @enletritas]

mi cara cuando mis papas me critican un rasgo de mi personalidad que claramente herede de ellos

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I’m never beating the easily irritated allegations😭

[your babyy ❤️🦋 @Veryweirdgirl_]

This human shit is hard, I should’ve been a mango.

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

“You know I keep that thang on me!”

That thang: