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[sadisonmyles @madisonstyles65]

@zackbrittingham I still have the wrong # for ya.someone FINALLY messaged back with 'Idk Zack but he apparently doesn't want to talk to you'

[sadisonmyles @madisonstyles65]

I was laying out on my patio 30 minutes ago and now it's raining #thanksoklahoma ☀️🌤⛅️🌧☀️🌪

[sadisonmyles @madisonstyles65]

Told my four year old nephew to put his glasses on and his response, "Not right now, my eyes are boring."

[sadisonmyles @madisonstyles65]

@xjesserisnerx then she has the guts to say 'you can do better'

Like better than her? I need her to be straightforward with me...

[sadisonmyles @madisonstyles65]

If my professor always gives me a 69, does that mean she wants me?

[ZacK @zacwaveofficial]

Just because my vision is different than yours doesn't mean it's wrong.

[sadisonmyles @madisonstyles65]

My mom knows how to party

[sadisonmyles @madisonstyles65]

@callmerandilea that's creepy 😳 https://t.co/QgCW2tL5Qq

[sadisonmyles @madisonstyles65]

Beyond ecstatic that I now own all four seasons of East Bound and Down. #ILoveKennyFuckingPowers

[sadisonmyles @madisonstyles65]

Why I thought NyQuil followed by 50 squats was a good idea..
I will never know 😷😴😲😖

[sadisonmyles @madisonstyles65]

I was rooting for this guy. He should have a yacht. He knows the proper way to use a yacht to its fullest potential😂 https://t.co/JJxokfH1o7

[High Storytime @TheTimeIGotHigh]

The original stoner

[sadisonmyles @madisonstyles65]

Did anyone actually like Kid Cuisines?