Velvet Drep 💧

shithead. college dropout. aspiring ex-wife. 🔪🥃🚬 she/her

[Velvet Drep 💧 @madithewrapper]

My big 3 is tequila, cocaine, and nicotine

[Velvet Drep 💧 @madithewrapper]

I’m in my bird era (I’ve been eating a lot of sunflower seeds)

[Velvet Drep 💧 @madithewrapper]

Unfortunately my body doesn’t not know the difference between finding my gate at the airport and being chased by a bear

[KRI$TEN ☆ @italiangirlfan]

so what’s everyone doing january 6th

[Velvet Drep 💧 @madithewrapper]

@LeNigtvanNugt It’s ok I thought he was saying that too until I read this thread 😭😂

[Velvet Drep 💧 @madithewrapper]

@misstinataurus

[Velvet Drep 💧 @madithewrapper]

“That’s what I always say.”
-Me, the first time I ever said that

[Velvet Drep 💧 @madithewrapper]

That’ll put some hair on your coochie

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

@whoreby_parker There should be a mandatory class in school just on making soup

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

just realized i’ve done molly more times than i’ve tried cottage cheese

[Lucy Rohden @lucy_rohden]

Her thoughts and prayers are worthless because her policies and actions contributed to this.

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

Today is the 4th day of 2024.

Perry High School is already the second school shooting in 2024.

Gun violence is a public health crisis.

[chief queef @ih8teblondes]

My new years resolution is to bend his fingers back far as hell

[Velvet Drep 💧 @madithewrapper]

You’re allowed to eat anything you want during this time of year, all of the calories just go straight to your holiday spirit

[Velvet Drep 💧 @madithewrapper]

Panini press me when I die

[Velvet Drep 💧 @madithewrapper]

@dj7_7_7 On-point analogy

[Velvet Drep 💧 @madithewrapper]

There is nothing that I cannot do after 6 lil drinky drinks

[chief queef @ih8teblondes]

Yall were cheating real bad in Heads Up 7 Up, i will not forget