madiver negrete

self amusement over logical humor, all day & tomorrow

[madiver negrete @madiverNegrete]

Ran over a cat n my car this mornin, don't feel bad, he shouldna been sittin on that guys porch# furgrill

[madiver negrete @madiverNegrete]

Moms caught me pissin tha kitchen sink cause the bathrooms occupied, jus said i was cleanin up for supper
#saladforks

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

A new study claims that dogs are able to read our expressions and know what we want. I had no idea I wanted a dog to hump my leg.

[madiver negrete @madiverNegrete]

F dood from god smack really stood alone, i wouldn't have to hear him repete it# sunnycamehome

[madiver negrete @madiverNegrete]

Train dodging stand by me style doesn't wrk very good win ur ladies wearin flippy floppies# trainpain

[madiver negrete @madiverNegrete]

1st n 4most were all numbers
#23-4evr

[madiver negrete @madiverNegrete]

Always wondered weather F jackin N my sox wood e fect how i walkt, guess i knead not wonder any more
# wetshoes

[madiver negrete @madiverNegrete]

Win my lady takes off for hours at a time, stead of being paranoid, i like to think she's just taking donations
#waitNbate

[madiver negrete @madiverNegrete]

Jumping naked on my tramp o lean n my adulthood lets me know i was missing out as a kid# hoodratorgy

[madiver negrete @madiverNegrete]

F ur on here ass munch as eye, yu never really R #tadblown

[madiver negrete @madiverNegrete]

@andylipschutz oh ninja please!!!!

[madiver negrete @madiverNegrete]

@andylipschutz @babykrystow wear n tha world is Andylips at ?????;%/"-)

[madiver negrete @madiverNegrete]

@Twyystedsister beats a snuggie

[madiver negrete @madiverNegrete]

@carmellagregor1 allllrite!!!

[madiver negrete @madiverNegrete]

Enjoyed my first year as a twitter, next year gotta find out bout those hash tags# kanyes a gay fish

[madiver negrete @madiverNegrete]

Fack tha captain crunch for getting me all hookt on ''oops all berries", then jus snatchin dim shits out the stores# outta grn n pisst

[madiver negrete @madiverNegrete]

Immi simple fella, i Love dirty blunts (grn from lil blunt roaches) & dark showers #tiz the cheesin season

[madiver negrete @madiverNegrete]

Gave my kat some catnip, then resented tha fucker cause I'm outta trees
#catnipsmellsstrangeonfire

[madiver negrete @madiverNegrete]

If life WAS a box of chocolates, my tummy woulda exploded today
# fuckin X's N Texas

[madiver negrete @madiverNegrete]

I don't wanna make it count, just nvr been much of a control hungry Henry
#justice n 2pac 4/evr