i don’t even remember being a baby, i just woke up one day and i was 6

hard working man

my brother in christ, she’s not flirting with you she’s at her job and being nice

today i’ve decided i’m not going to give it my all. today i’m only gonna give it my some

i remember once a nigga tried to drug my drink w xanax in college. but the joke was on him bc i was already off 3 n once i start drinking that shit give me powers. moral of the story. he got robbed that night

he want a (F)(R)oz(E)n m(A)rg & coo(K)ie skillet

i want to live in a mac miller song

Boyfriend that drives 🤝 Girlfriend that sits pretty and gives bad directions

sunsets and thunderstorms will always amaze me