the mudman

eat the bees, just jokes ;)

[the mudman @madixyoung]

do you ever just sleep 15hrs after saying “I’m gonna take a 2hr nap”

[the mudman @madixyoung]

orange juice rocks my world, down the throat like h2o

[the mudman @madixyoung]

Realizing i have some growing to do

[the mudman @madixyoung]

One minute I’m loving life the next minute my back hurts

[cels ❥ @arzcxli]

me @ supreme court

[Bael @BaelFang]

hot girls sleep with stuffed animals

[the mudman @madixyoung]

@smitty_ko how frequent would u say this is occurs, totally asking for a friend 🫣

[the mudman @madixyoung]

Post weekend story: guy I’m hanging with goes to sleep on couch downstairs, i go to sleep upstairs by myself and i wake up by myself. Next day i find out the guy slept right next to me without saying anything. On a scale of red flags 1/10?

[the mudman @madixyoung]

The premise of existence is wanting what we can’t have

[the mudman @madixyoung]

Look at my brain tell me what the noodle meat says

[the mudman @madixyoung]

Higher education is like an expensive trial for depression

[the mudman @madixyoung]

So your tellin me philosophers are just mfs with unpopular opinions that eventually catch on, correct me if I’m wrong tho

[the mudman @madixyoung]

I didn’t choose depression today, it chose me.

[the mudman @madixyoung]

This just in i just spotted a father wearing a “i got my wiener dirty” shirt with the clip art of a hot dog with shit mustard on it

[the mudman @madixyoung]

An inch long thick splinter deep in my left foot be making me rethink my life choices

[the mudman @madixyoung]

I just wanna give a big thank you to all the cieling tiddies out there, they be makin miracles happen

[the mudman @madixyoung]

College breakfast= moldy bread

[the mudman @madixyoung]

inaccessible itches are motives for murder

[the mudman @madixyoung]

is it too much to ask that the shit in the toilet be flushed before you leave the bathroom?