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[mäd @madkendall]

@ChipotleTweets isn’t the corn frozen

[mäd @madkendall]

~my gf playing ping pong w/ a 5 year old~

me: pls let the kid win

my gf: ok

my gf:

[mäd @madkendall]

.@NYCMayor @NYC_Buildings @nyclandmarks: You’re failing to protect New Yorkers’ homes from damaging construction work. Institute the real reforms @gvshp + others have called for to prevent destruction of our homes, historic buildings, and neighborhoods. https://t.co/qQDFB4dNfA

[linds @lnidsey]

#phoebebridgers almost hit me with her #tesla

[mäd @madkendall]

i blocked charlie puth on tiktok a while ago and my fyp has been so much better for it

[mäd @madkendall]

i miss when ‘coffee shop music’ was a genre, now cafes just play whatever the twink barista is listening to

[mäd @madkendall]

if clairo is a nepo baby then why is bags so good

[mäd @madkendall]

succession is good, but did any of the characters make a grilled cheese with the face of jesus on it, become a christian, pray to touch his gf’s boobs, and then renounce his faith while singing an R.E.M song, all in one episode?

[mäd @madkendall]

help i’m starting to hyperfixate on the glee cover of creep by radiohead again 😮‍💨

[mäd @madkendall]

album of the summer: cracked rear view by hootie and the blowfish

[mäd @madkendall]

catholic churches have some of the gayest architecture i’ve ever seen

[mäd @madkendall]

i went to brooklyn today and it was terrifying

[mäd @madkendall]

how i feel when i’m seated in an exit row on a plane and the gate agent asks if i’m willing and able to help out in case of emergency

[mäd @madkendall]

@kari_saun i’ll be your intern

[mäd @madkendall]

i’m at an apartment viewing in the east village and the neighbor is blasting the glee cover or run joey run 😵‍💫

[mäd @madkendall]

i’ve never seen a skateboarder land a trick at washington square park

[mäd @madkendall]

@lnidsey “garden lot”

[mäd @madkendall]

been listening to a lot of male manipulator music lately. feeling: insufferable

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

depressed people are like let’s play some Christmas music and put on River by Joni Mitchell