Alex

mad baddie rad glad 🇵🇸🕊️[email protected]

[Alex @madladycaveman]

a sense of humor waxes and wanes

[Alex @madladycaveman]

Love don’t make things nice

[Alex @madladycaveman]

Work Work Work Werk Work

[Alex @madladycaveman]

I tired but cosmically grateful to have done 7 walks today and now be standing under a full moon 🐕‍🦺🦮🌕

[Alex @madladycaveman]

I tired but cosmically grateful to have done 7 walks today and now be standing under a full moon 🐕‍🦺🦮🌕

[Alex @madladycaveman]

“We cannot, as boys, take YOUR money.” I’ve still have never gambled. Maybe 3 lottery tickets and one game of dice where I won 25 dollars. I wouldn’t touch a gambling app with a 10 foot poll, I heard abt the gambling studies they did on the brain. They know my phone is addicting!

[Alex @madladycaveman]

I’d be the only girl hanging with these neighborhood boys and they would never let me gamble with them and someone said because you are a girl but I can choose to remember them saying “because you are a Lady”

[Alex @madladycaveman]

I’d be the only girl hanging with these neighborhood boys and they would never let me gamble with them and someone said because you are a girl but I can choose to remember them saying “because you are a Lady”

[Alex @madladycaveman]

No offense to Laura Marling But I can absolutely swim I was diving into freezing ass water at 7am all summer for many many summers with a disability so severe I swim Butterfly with only one arm. But the water being cold that early was harder than feeling super embarrassed

[Alex @madladycaveman]

“When I look outside my window I can’t get no peace of mind”

[Alex @madladycaveman]

When Rihanna ANTI came out i remember my friend Grace texted me “Alex you need to hit play on this immediately”

[Alex @madladycaveman]

Where was I? Tucked away in the mountains of Appalachia closing a restaurant with a coven of women all singing songs together from Laura Marling’s Alas I Cannot Swim, armored Maidens w/ some kitchen staff angry to make less than we did—they worked by the hour, we made $2.17+tips

[Alex @madladycaveman]

When Rihanna ANTI came out i remember my friend Grace texted me “Alex you need to hit play on this immediately”

[Alex @madladycaveman]

Now playing: Anand Wilder - I Don’t Want Our Love To Become Routine 🎶

[Alex @madladycaveman]

😊

[NikNak 👩🏾‍🍳 @pattiwak03]

Mavis THEE Beacon

[Alex @madladycaveman]

Also: when I say murder mysteries I am talking almost exclusively about a fictional Murder She Wrote, Knives Out, Agatha Christie, who-done-it, type beat. I don’t listen to murder podcasts or true crime stuff. That’s a different vibe entirely.

[Alex @madladycaveman]

To be clear: Pink Floyd is not a jam band by my definition. I, of course, love Pink Floyd.

[Alex @madladycaveman]

To be clear: Pink Floyd is not a jam band by my definition. I, of course, love Pink Floyd.

[Alex @madladycaveman]

“Where is the accountability? 90,000 people knocked on doors for you, don’t you owe them an explanation for what you’re doing?……..why don’t you believe you’re accountable?”

[Alex @madladycaveman]

@dead_berserker a wisdom and manner of relating I aspire to embody

[Alex @madladycaveman]

If you want to love me you need to understand:
- I DO NOT LIKE PHISH or jam bands
- I like murder mysteries but I wonder, does ACAB include Jessica Fletcher? it’s fiction tho and so she always figures out who committed the murder
- I’ll be 37 in December

[Alex @madladycaveman]

exactly

[natalie portmanteau-ni collette @dead_berserker]

@madladycaveman hell yes jam bands are not good and jessica fletcher absolutely is. i think an admirable thing about her is she doesn't really discipline or punish people - she just discovers murderers. she lets society make its own decisions about what to do about murder

[Alex @madladycaveman]

@dead_berserker So true and so refreshing

[Alex @madladycaveman]

Scumbags who don't have to worry if they will make rent or put food on their table. Scumbags with wives, children, and those Ivy league educations people value so highly. Using their power and influence to diminish survivors. Idk there isn't a joke here. It's not funny to me.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

JD Vance and Vivek Ramaswamy are now attacking a woman for having survived being raped when she was 12.

That is how awful these people and their voters truly are.