Mad libs

Political animal. Coffee addict. New Yorker. Tell the post-twitter humans I said something witty.

[Mad libs @madlibs1776]

The line to end all lines

[Heather Fordham @heatherfordham_]

6:27 AM: this is only a fraction of the line to get through security screenings.

[Mad libs @madlibs1776]

You know what I would wait in line for an automat revival, that shit is cool good for Heinz bringing back a real nyc extinct institution

[dan barker @danbarker]

There is a Heinz Mayo vending machine in Soho at the moment, and roughly 100 people lined up waiting to use it.

[Mad libs @madlibs1776]

Ngl I feel like a Dutch burgher compared to the rest of America

[Tyler Mead @tylerhmead]

Native New Yorker discourse really has people born in the 90’s talking like they were Dutch settlers

[Mad libs @madlibs1776]

Knicks Champions after 53 years, Hamilton’s first Ferrari win, USMNT at their best in decades—what a weekend!!!!

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

PROMISES MADE. PROMISES KEPT.

[Mad libs @madlibs1776]

Greatest city in the world, in all of human history LGKKKK

[Stephanie Wei @StephanieWei]

Dude just showed up handing out pizzas, people cheering each other on to close down the street, everyone scooching over to make room for one more … never seen more love and unity. #knicksinfive

[Rob Flaherty @Rob_Flaherty]

Hahaha is the USMNT good? I mean no. But….i mean….maybe? No. Maybe?

[Mad libs @madlibs1776]

Just realized I get to vote in the district I was born in for the first time 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[Adam Carlson @admcrlsn]

AND you can vote early to kick Dan Goldman out of office if you live here!

[Mad libs @madlibs1776]

Why am I crying this is the greatest metropolis the world has ever known I love New York I would die for this city

[Josie Stratman @JosieStratman]

Mayor Mamdani is starting a new direct-to-camera series called "Morning Pitch," where he'll share weather, transit & tournament updates before every NY/NJ World Cup match day.

He kicks off the first talking about the Knicks: "I have just 3 words for my fellow NYers: Knicks in 5.

[Mad libs @madlibs1776]

It’s so serious. New Yorkers support New Yorkers. I’m set up on the iPad on her couch. GO KNICKS 🧡🧡💙💙

[Mad libs @madlibs1776]

Incredible things happening across New York this month. Just a generational run for the Empire State

[Shawn (with a NBA title) @shawnwithaW_]

When I tell you I just saw the Dutch national futbol team across the street from the Cheesecake Factory in White Plains taking a casual stroll like it was nothing…

[Mad libs @madlibs1776]

@alexadelman this is AI…

[doug 鞠一道 @douglaschu_]

we’ve got fans chanting the Jalen Brunson sutra we are conducting spiritual warfare to counteract Trump’s demonic presence

[Mad libs @madlibs1776]

Crying real tears at having to be away from my (this) neighborhood and stuck in gd dc rn

[GL @gldivittorio]

You can get your own hand painted Knicks artwork and t-shirts at the Park Slope farmers market rn!

[Mad libs @madlibs1776]

That’s the magic right there

[WhatIsNewYork @whatisny]

Knicks Game 2 celebrations can literally be heard from NJ #whatisnewyork

[Mad libs @madlibs1776]

I’m gonna need Knicks in 6 bc I get home to the city then and I WANNA BE PART OF HISTORY

[Air @ayoair]

NEW YORK FUCKING CITY!!!!!!!!! MAMDANI!!!!! BAGELS!!!!! BACON EGG N CHEESE!!!! BROOKLYN!!!!! THE BRONX!!!!! HARLEM!!!!!!! QUEENS!!!!!! BIGGIE!!!! TIMBS!!!! HALAL CART. BODEGA CATS. JAYWALKING. PIZZA!!!!! FUCK ERIC ADAMS!!!! WE ARE THE GREATEST CITY IN AMERICA!!!!!!

[Mad libs @madlibs1776]

As a native New Yorker why do I keep missing out on all the generationally good days???!!!??? (Biden winning, mamdani winning, knicks finals???!!!)

[Mad libs @madlibs1776]

Nooooooo this place was the perfect level of the under the radar now it’s joever

[kashvi @kashvii]

the dua lipa effect on bars needs to be studied

[Mad libs @madlibs1776]

@0xnichy That’s bc last year was such a complete shitshow they learned their lessons 🥴