Madlime

Successful, or just REALLY anxious?

[Madlime @madlime14]

You've never tasted awkward till you babysit and the parents come home and you do that 5 minutes of small talk waiting to get paid.

[Bobby Rogers @Bobbyrogers_]

slavery didn’t end after the civil war. many White families kept Black Americans enslaved & cutoff from the world well into the 1960’s.

[Madlime @madlime14]

Some shows I watch on my tv but some I gotta watch on my phone. Ya know the ones I’ve got to concentrate on.

[El Elite 🏁 @Aaron__Elite]

“Get a Coney for breakfast” Nobody from Detroit has ever told you that. I know that to be 100% fact.

[Madlime @madlime14]

My favorite instagram content is young religious couples getting married after 6 months of dating.

[Ariel 💫 @SquireAriel]

Seeing a lot of "wym you wish you had olivia rodrigo as a teen we had lorde be grateful" and YES lorde is a queen but miss rodrigo is writing music specifically for theater girls who were emotionally manipulated by the only straight boy in their cast and that's what *I* needed

[Madlime @madlime14]

Wait Grimes can’t be a real person.

[Madlime @madlime14]

Had an earthquake drill in school today in Croatia. Mom had an intruder drill in the US. I knew at 10 years old what to do if someone came into my class with a gun. My 10 year olds only have to understand the earth just likes to boogie a little too hard sometimes.

[Madlime @madlime14]

This must be a simulation.

[Madlime @madlime14]

My biggest flex in Europe is telling people high school started at 7:10 am because that’s a straight sign I’m a PSYCHO.

[Madlime @madlime14]

Every mental breakdown I’m one step closer to moving back home to become a nurse.

[Madlime @madlime14]

We all knew the lady who eats all those bell peppers would be a nurse. You know what I mean.

[Madlime @madlime14]

Dinner= full date
Drinks = half date
Coffee = we clearly owe each other something and this will do.

[Madlime @madlime14]

My students when we have chicken nuggies for lunch.

[Michelle Pfizer @cocorockstarr]

A little something to take the edge off

[Madlime @madlime14]

I don’t trust a man that has good style. That’s for sure rooted in some trauma.

[Madlime @madlime14]

I’m sorry I eat gummy bears knowing what they’re made of. The vaccine doesn’t scare me.

[Madlime @madlime14]

Elon Musk says that you don’t need college... but I haven’t seen one spin instructor without a dance degree so...

[Madlime @madlime14]

@gurtbunn The absolute best.

[sequin @kc_kwin]

Do u guys know what acting is? Like u literally just talk

[Madlime @madlime14]

Ya’ll want to have a Mamma Mia moment but wait till you see that visa process baby.

[Madlime @madlime14]

@bradcandoit @kc_kwin Miss u guys.