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Welcome to the Bemusement Park.

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#GameOfThrones #GameOfThronesFinale #GOTSeasonFinale #corny #gooey

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Beware of Ashy Snow(seen them on FB or IG?)/Huang Company/demurtuare at gmail. Complete rip off company in Guongdong, China—false advertising and broken items. #ashysnow #huangcompany #dematuare #falseadvertising #ripoff #paypalwonthelp

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Discover Card. Discover just how greedy, inflexible, phony, and void of compassion they really are. #discovercard #Discover #creditcards #customerservice #whatwasiexpecting #greedoverallelse

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Old Hef, finally stuck with women his own age. #HughHefner #buhbye #nothinglefofhef

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Having Trump as a president is like bringing a dick to a knife fight. #DonaldTrump #POTUSTrump #dickhead #knifefight #helpus

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@larissaarcher uhm. Run, run away.

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Aging: the act of slowly being defanged and declawed by the universe. #aging #itaintpretty #defanged #declawed #stopthiscar

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@larissaarcher Hahaha Makes total sense.

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Being alive and not one of the assholes who passed this atrocity is a pre-existing condition I guess. #preexistingconditions #fuckugop

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Flee the friendly skies. #UnitedAirlines #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos #Overbookingdotcom #aislebeating

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Between Trump and United, there are no friendly skies. #UnitedAirlines #overbooked #airthugs #abuse

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@ntsiskaridze @VaganovaAcademy @PrixdeLausanne Good lord she's exquisite.

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Trump...Hope springs infernal. #Trump #DonaldTrump #newadministration #lordhelpus

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@IconicLindsay 1st off this was more about Trump, 2nd The reference to Anger is there, so don't take it so personally.

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Would you buy a corn dog from golem?
Still marveling at this....
#kelleyannconway #Kellyannecorndog #patriotgolem #9thblunderoftheworld

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

The worst part of human interactions is probably all of it.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

I worried about "normalizing" Trump. But he gets crazier every day. It's like worrying Manson will get it together someday and make parole.

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Timely? #JosephBrodsky #TheEndofABeautifulEra #SortafitsIMHO

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@billburr Congratulations!!! Totally made me smile like an idiot at work when you finally admitted it!

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@billyeichner Gotta keep daddy's interest.