madlyqueer 🐱

Maddie/Mad (it/they) 🏳️‍⚧️ // 20 // queer and chronically ill entity // getting funky with it Ⓐ☭ // gfbf of @verlorenerghost // @sadlyqueer (priv)

[madlyqueer 🐱 @madlyqueer]

me and who

[lesben woodstock 🚬🌻☭ @verlorenerghost]

@madlyqueer

[Luna @lunachainsaw]

(wokely) minorities do not have the capacity for human thought

[casey innit @cantsmokehere]

the line “i want a girl with a short skirt and a looooong…. jacket” reads like it’s trying to set up for an innuendo that it then subverts, but i can’t think of any sexual feature of a woman that could sub in for “jacket”, unless the guys from cake are way cooler than i thought

[Jamrock Hobo @JamrockHobo]

If i win the lottery I won't tell anyone but there would be signs

[no earthquake (ear flu victim) @no_earthquake]

girl with a stepping in the same river fetish:

[Molly 🪷 (he/him) @_mollycoddles]

i dont even have to say their names its already their colors

[Shahanshah of the Internet Age @ChazakielDoremi]

A panda enters a bar. He orders some food, eats it, and then opens fire, killing four people.

"Why!?" The bartender asks.

"Look it up in the dictionary," the panda says.

The bartender reads:
A bear-like marsupial. Eats, shoots, and manages to kill four before the rest disperse

[madlyqueer 🐱 @madlyqueer]

das ist sooo silly

[madlyqueer 🐱 @madlyqueer]

und dann stirbt sie in rom an malaria

[madlyqueer 🐱 @madlyqueer]

kennt ihr wenn ihr ne Situationship habt und eure tante mag die nicht weil sie Ami ist und zu flirty und dann reist ihr für sie nach Rom und sie flirtet da mit einem Italiener
das ist meinem guten freund Mr. Winterbourne passiert

[juno | nw: voyager @sspringnotes]

happy pride month to the main poster for Star Trek The Motion Picture (1979), which closely resembles the first pride flag designed by Gilbert Baker (1978)

[madlyqueer 🐱 @madlyqueer]

kennt ihr wenn ihr ne Situationship habt und eure tante mag die nicht weil sie Ami ist und zu flirty und dann reist ihr für sie nach Rom und sie flirtet da mit einem Italiener
das ist meinem guten freund Mr. Winterbourne passiert

[Molli @poz1le1mobber]

meine Hobbies beschränken sich auf küssen, kuscheln, kichern

[deep space vega (wisdom teeth surgery era 2.0) @ggarashirr]

new favorite sentence

[madlyqueer 🐱 @madlyqueer]

ich will kuscheln MIAUUUUU

[🪬woKale🇮🇪 Guita CEO @ThatKaleGuy]

They made a flag for lesbians who hate waffles I can’t fucking believe this shit dude

[madlyqueer 🐱 @madlyqueer]

@Molliinprivat wahrlich

[Vivian @suchnerve]

You’re really missing out if you haven’t watched “Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.”

It’s the best TV show I’ve ever seen. Literally #1. DS9 is unequaled. If you only take one TV recommendation from me, make it that one.

[a 🌷 @graceryderr]

r*ck berman creating couples out of thin air in season 7 of star trek shows

[sova ⚾️ @abysshriek]

Made something just now