Madison

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

calling out ticketmaster’s monopoly bc tickets are 8k like wait til u hear about insulin

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

To my boss: hey can I go home rn I feel kind of sad and weird

[Madison @madmaciolek]

No offense but y’all are bugging over Taylor Swift tickets

[Jordie @jordiebarstool]

Philly losing 2 championships in one day would be so cruel yet so on brand

[Madison @madmaciolek]

@JadyBabySwann 💓💓

[karl @kargoldschmidt]

Phillies in 5

[Magdalena Bay @MagdalenaBay]

Prosciutto by the foot

[vo @vanillaopinions]

me leaving the 18-24 age bracket

[samantha @milkygoddess]

this cannot be the same brain that earned a bachelor’s degree

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

everyone gangster til the tickle monster show up

[Alex Press @alexnpress]

asked a friend to hang out and he said he was in the middle of getting revenge and would be busy with that for the next week

[Madison @madmaciolek]

The corn song lives in my head all day rent free

🎵 I can’t imagine a more beautiful thing 🎵🎶🎶🎶

[makayla @makaylathinks]

looking at my boyfriend stand in the shower behind the sliding glass door like i’m at the aquarium

[ogmaxb @ogm4xb_]

my friends: “i’m not a hater but-”

me: “don’t worry i am”

[christina✨ @christinaginesi]

Happy fall if i don’t drink a pumpkin beer soon I’ll explode

[Madison @madmaciolek]

Oatmilk is the superior dairy alternative and I will not argue about it with anybody !!