Derek

yo mama was here

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@devinzander That was you that posted that? I hate that SaltLakeCity sub so much. It’s full of “better than thou” virtual signaling assholes.

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@CaryKelly11 I know the chickens certainly don’t sit around in the bag all day. Although I agree. I despise the chicken bags. I can’t help but think the plastic must be leaching into the chicken at least a little bit.

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@Isenfyre_ @ShitpostRock I’d never thought about this before, but now that you mention it that does seem to be the case.

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@kero_howgee @HumansNoContext You serious? Pizza, expensive? It’s like one of the most economical foods there is.

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@KUTV2News Talk about a bad day

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@MiloSpicyArt @smileplusdaily NO! Because retarded.

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@KUTV2News @ArielleHarrison The ones who install flock cameras are APPALLED at THIS flock camera because it wasn’t THEIR flock camera. >:(

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@bradley_collis @BiancoDavinci And that is why nobody actually uses this bullshit

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@BlakeMcClary Only DUI patients ride the Mormon Mobile. The train is so stupidly limited in where it can go and it takes 3 times as long as a car to get anywhere.

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@_MRONO_ @kikillo @heart_ U wot?

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@Wizzzzaard @nowherelad1 You mean low effort copy clones of other low effort copy clones of other games?

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@AnMLGCat @reddit_lies an r/pics member who can even go 24 hours without mentioning the president at all.

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@ShitpostRock M14 in real life is actually fully auto. In Vietnam soldiers would weld the selector switch to semi auto because it was just too gosh darn difficult to shoot in the fully automatic mode.

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@RealJoeDee1 @financedystop No!! The reason is because capitalism American PIGS won’t let me live there for FREE while I spend all my money on POT and VIDEO GAMES. 😏

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@videoslop They’re buddies. Now eat them.

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@MensHumor He nailed nothing. Local pizza shops struggle more I’m sure. Humans are cheap as fuck and complain when the have to spend even single dollar unless it’s Starbucks

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@found_it_funny Scary moon eats earf and scary moon ANGER. Ahh!! 😱

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@asherdipps “Apple does nothing before” vs “Apple does nothing now”

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@nocontextmemes Is that Raw Choccy Milk? 😋 RACIST PIG!!

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@lilyofurvalley @thedms101 @reddit_lies