Mad Max

Do your laws DO good, or do they FEEL good? Witness me! #deplorable #trump #maga

[Mad Max @madmax1076]

Need to pin- saving for future giggles 😂 https://t.co/AJBQr6x0Hc

[VICE News @VICENews]

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[JD Vance @JDVance]

Karoline Leavitt has one of the hardest jobs in the Administration — dealing with the relentless attacks from the fake news media. She did the job with grace, wit and a smile on her face. She’s been one of the most effective voices in articulating and defending the President’s agenda, and I’m incredibly grateful to her. I’ve had the opportunity to get to know Karoline over the past few years, and I know how difficult yet rewarding a constant job like this can be for a young parent. We’re sad to see her go, but I know she’ll continue to do great things.

[Joshua Haymes @haymes_joshua]

Total Muslim remigration will be the moderate option.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Unconstitutional on like 20 different levels. You can’t pass a law that specifically favors one religion. Let’s start with that. And to specifically favor Islam, of all religions, is not only illegal but totally absurd on its face.

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

FACT CHECK: On August 9, Border Patrol conducted a vehicle stop and arrested Abraham Domingo, a criminal illegal alien from Guatemala charged with DOMESTIC BATTERY, and Maria Levia, an illegal alien from Guatemala ORDERED REMOVED by an immigration judge.

These illegal alien parents willingly chose to break our nation’s laws and, as a result of those choices, are responsible for what happens to their children – just as any U.S. citizen parent who breaks the law is when they are taken to jail.

[Katrina Pierson @KatrinaPierson]

This is what evil looks like.

[Mad Max @madmax1076]

@RepJayapal Yes, get the muzzies out

[Mad Max @madmax1076]

@esjesjesj Can we deport this turtle already

[CeCe @cecegkh]

A middle school basketball player gets body-slammed so hard he tears ligaments in his knee and ends up on crutches. The kid who slammed him down on the court faced no consequences at school…absolutely none.

The family of the injured player files criminal charges.
The case is dismissed.
And the other family walks out of the courtroom laughing.

Forget the ruling for a moment. There is something deeply wrong when a child is seriously injured—and the people responsible can still find something funny about it.

That isn’t sportsmanship. It isn’t accountability. And it certainly isn’t something to laugh about.

We all know injuries happen in sports, but that isn’t what happened here. The kid in this video literally picked up his opponent and slammed him to the ground.

What rule allows that in basketball?

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

“Islamophobic” is a compliment to Japanese people.

・We won’t stay silent when girls are attacked
・We won’t stay silent when our precious things are taken by people of another faith
・We will courageously stand against the creepy, aggressive invaders who force their way in

Isn’t that excellent patriotism?
We care more about our families and our own people than about Islam.
Do not let Islam into our country.

What the hell is wrong with that????
It should be praised.

Yes — let’s say it loud and clear!!
We are Islamophobic!!
With our chests held high!!

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I needed to move a sofa.

I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"

I did not know anybody with a truck.

He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.

"You gotta know somebody with a truck."

I asked how one acquires such a person.

He said, "You just do."

This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having.

He said, "Ask Kevin."

I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle.

I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius.

Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES.

Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man.

I had not asked for a second man.

The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves.

They moved the sofa in eleven minutes.

I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not.

I asked what I owed them.

Kevin said, "Buy the pizza."

That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size.

Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE.

We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it.

Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive."

I still think about that.

Three weeks later, Kevin texted me.

"You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge."

He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge.

Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF.

I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms.

Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck.

I said, "Yeah, I got a guy."

I have a guy.

I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me.

He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size."

I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.

[Mad Max @madmax1076]

@CNN This is literally why people question your journalistic integrity.

[Randy Quaid @RandyRRQuaid]

🇺🇸🎅🏻250

[Joey Mannarino @JoeyMannarino]

This is what happens when you import SCUM into your nation.

[Carl Benjamin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Sargon_of_Akkad]

This should just be illegal. It ought not to be allowed for foreigners to do this in our country.

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

It would be really nice if the government put more effort into holding Swatters accountable.

This is attempted murder, and also needlessly putting police officers into harms way.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

For those that don't know...

The man that Shiloh was convicted of being "disorderly" against was himself charged for r*ping a 16 year-old-girl WITH ANOTHER MAN and TRAPPING HER IN A TRAILER, dehydrated and without food.

The charges were dropped, "in the interest of justice..."

[0HOUR1 @__0HOUR1_]

The tide of war has changed; people are now calling for Trump to remove the IRGC.

[Mad Max @madmax1076]

@ShaykhSulaiman The fuk? Hope they drop a hell of a lot more bombs on Iran

[Mad Max @madmax1076]

@RepMcGovern lol, this retard 🤣

[Mad Max @madmax1076]

@NYCMayor Oh wow…. I literally think this is the tweet that makes people realize.