Max Pocklington

born n bred Rochdale fan. window cleaning business in Newquay. used to be a half decent golfer, but now a #GCW

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@BBCBreakfast myself with James Morrison on a Sunday afternoon jamming with his brother at the Tavern in Newquay

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@peterbakergolf Hi Pete, didn’t know if you had a caddy at Newquay on Tuesday? I don’t mind coming and carrying your bag and try to help you round my home course. Let me know mate. Cheers Max

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@officiallydale Up the Dale down the ale Merry Christmas

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@BBCBreakfast as it is St Pirans Day it’s always JAM FIRST. Gool Peran Lowen.

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@SaturdayKitchen are dogs allowed at Emily’s restaurant as I live in Newquay and walk out to Watergate occasionally. If you could let me know. Cheers Max

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@greenwood_neil @officiallydale @Carabao_Cup @CrownOil Don’t believe it’s 7 years since I had Corey as mascot 😮

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@greenwood_neil @officiallydale @Carabao_Cup @CrownOil Looking forward too it too and so is Corey 👍

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@CraigDawson15_ at my mate’s wake with his grandson at Newquay rowing club. Going Dale 8-15 August. Would love to see win Norden cricket club. Up the Dale down the ale 👍

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@BBCSpotlight @NatalieCornah after seeing the speed cameras in Plymouth at 20mph, I’d love to see you come and check Trenance Hill in Newquay which is 20mph. I get scared walking down the hill with my dog sometimes with the speed motorists come up the hill !!

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@SkySportsGolf I think you should get a free drop from a divot or plug mark on the fairway. If you hit the fairway, you should be rewarded not penalised!

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@PackedLunchC4_ say hi to James from me, I’ll make him feel old saying I watched him in Clancy’s in Newquay. Also, I used to clean his mum’s house windows near the beach and wondered if his mural is still in the staircase window? All the best from Newquay, Max

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@searsy2012 Oh yeah I now see the difference but pretty similar 👍

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@searsy2012 Looks no different to me!!

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@chrisgillgolf here’s your mate Tony Severn in the central

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@vicderbyshire Especially if you are from Stubley !!

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@joelycett how can Warner music company turn off my music that I did during pandemic? All the music I played was bought and used too be played in nightclubs in Newquay? If you think it’s worth looking into, get back to me !!

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@absoluteradio my eye ended up with a splinter in it while cleaning windows in Newquay, proper sharp palm !! A bit of Chillies if available and say hi to Marge my new pup 👍

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@EuropeanTour I’ve just heard Sam Torrance mention’shank’. So if you’ve had a shank, are you a shanker? No such word in the dictionary 🤔

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@absoluteradio #bbcnewsisfullofshit never hear so much dribble

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@absoluteradio #requestshow Happy Mondays Hallelujah for Max sat on the deck having a glass of red on Sunday funday