max hansen

drooling over pretty girls (Pacific Rim Parody/RP)

[max hansen @madmaxhansen]

*IS BACK AND READY. TO FIGHT IN THE CHEETOCALYPSE.*

[max hansen @madmaxhansen]

*happy. Napentine's. woof.*

[max hansen @madmaxhansen]

*look at this. strange. Doge.*

[max hansen @madmaxhansen]

@Ranger_Hansen *sniffs and chews into that fucker. i love. Chuck(en).*

[max hansen @madmaxhansen]

@Ranger_Hansen *goves the ol' puppy eyes. more?*

[max hansen @madmaxhansen]

*tmw u try and chase down birds. fml.*

[max hansen @madmaxhansen]

@Ranger_Hansen *munches and licks his fingers.*

[max hansen @madmaxhansen]

@angryaussie_ *eager to run across the sand and get his paws dirty. barks excitedly.*

[max hansen @madmaxhansen]

@Herc_Hansen *latches onto the toy and gives it a rough shake first, placing it at Herc's feet.*

[max hansen @madmaxhansen]

🍠🍖🍗🍢

[max hansen @madmaxhansen]

@angryaussie_ *many an indecipherable dog noises walking alongside. Chuck is a jeager.*

[max hansen @madmaxhansen]

@Herc_Hansen *slides across the floor with his nails scraping, trying to keep up and run back the opposite direction.* woof woof!!

[max hansen @madmaxhansen]

🍠 https://t.co/kvmTgMDfQM

[max hansen @madmaxhansen]

@Herc_Hansen *hears the squeak and makes a sharp turn back. it. teleported!?!?* wouf!!!

[max hansen @madmaxhansen]

*tfw ur dad calls u a good boi but throws u a phantom toy.*

[max hansen @madmaxhansen]

@Herc_Hansen ....!!!! *charges forward for the toy and makes a full-stop, looking for it. whut the fuk.*

[max hansen @madmaxhansen]

@Herc_Hansen *lets go of the toy and locks his eyes on it.*

[max hansen @madmaxhansen]

@Herc_Hansen *conflicted doge noises. do you promise. to give it back.*

[max hansen @madmaxhansen]

@angryaussie_ *whines small but waits. is Chuck a. jaeger.*

[max hansen @madmaxhansen]

@Herc_Hansen *latches onto the toy and growls. no, my toy. mine.*

[max hansen @madmaxhansen]

@angryaussie_ *barks because Chuck is so fucking slow. i gotta pee.*