Booty Slayer

don’t burn your opportunities for a temporary comfort✨

[Booty Slayer @madmcd95]

Just think about her with someone else for a second and if that thought absolutely kills u, then do everything u can to keep her

[Ọládélé 🇳🇬👑 @Theoladeledada]

We have much to learn from children.

Two victories: she won the match and she won when she transformed her opponent's sadness into a smile.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

BREAKING: The man killed trying to enter Mar-a-Lago with a shotgun was a white, Christian Trump supporter.

Not trans. Not a Democrat. Not an immigrant.

He believed in Trump and was crushed by an economy that left him desperate.

That’s the real story.

H/t @krassenstein

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

Bad Bunny walked out in a #64 jersey with “OCASIO” on the back.

Not Bad Bunny.

Not Benito.

His real name.

His family name.

Then he grabbed the mic and said:

“My name is Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio. And if today I’m here at the Super Bowl, it’s because I never, never stopped believing in myself.”

In Spanish.
No translation.
Even the jumbotron was in Spanish.

And I watched the whole thing with a translator on.

Because the message was that important to me.

They said he was “un-American.”

They said nobody would understand him.

They said having him perform was “ridiculous.”

And he SHOWED OUT!

He brought out Lady Gaga and Ricky Martin.

He staged a wedding on the field.

He recreated a bodega.

He gave us a whole scene of family and love.

He humanized an entire culture on the world’s biggest stage.

All in his native language.

And he didn’t flinch.

His lyrics were clear messages:

“They want to take the river from me, and the beach too. They want my neighborhood and for my grandma to leave.”

“I should have taken more photos when I had you. Hopefully my loved ones will never move.”

And that last line:

“Ojalá que los míos nunca se muden.”

Hopefully my loved ones will never move.

That’s about families being separated.

Forced to leave.

Displacement.

Yeah, he didn’t chase the mainstream.

He made the mainstream come to him.

He put his family name on his back and told 120 million people exactly who he is.

And I’m here for ALL of it!👏🏽

[Brian Entin @BrianEntin]

New statement from Goncalves family after today’s Kohberger plea deal:

[Booty Slayer @madmcd95]

Did this mf just admit to becoming addicted to TYLENOL?! 🤣🙈🤦‍♀️#Devon #LIBS8 #LoveIsBlind8

[Booty Slayer @madmcd95]

https://t.co/FgzB36EW0u

Cliiiiick

[Booty Slayer @madmcd95]

@WachowskiMaddie Oh girl I am SORRY for spoiling it I am soooo shook 🤣😭

[Booty Slayer @madmcd95]

HOW THE FUCK DID THE CREW OF LIB: S7 LET ASHLEY MARRY COMPULSIVE ASS LIAR TYLER!!! They did her sooo dirty.

[kie @criminalplaza]

this is genuinely one of the funniest things ive ever seen

[Booty Slayer @madmcd95]

Only in America will a girl get famous for explaining how to suck dick.

[jame @kloogans]

friend: i had a dream i got married

my dreams:

[Booty Slayer @madmcd95]

@znoonan18

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry

[Booty Slayer @madmcd95]

@Aggy___ Thyme 🤮

[Booty Slayer @madmcd95]

My neighbors prob think I’m a psycho by how much I’ve screamed at my child and dogs today with the windows open..idec. They are LITERALLY making me pull my fucking hair out of my skull

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

This Take Your Child To Work Day, I had the honor of being protected by some of the toughest agents in town.

[Booty Slayer @madmcd95]

@WachowskiMaddie It’s in the water.. don’t drink the water!

[Booty Slayer @madmcd95]

@znoonan18

[Erica Castro (E/Cast) @ecast2308]

I can’t get over Iowa and LSU facing each other in the women’s national championship game…a tale of 2 cultures 😂😭

[Hilarie Burton Morgan @HilarieBurton]

Fucking gross.