matt nadeau

[matt nadeau @madnado]

If Mark Ruffalo was a dog he’d be Bark RuffRuffalo….thank you.

[matt nadeau @madnado]

When I hit my mid-thirties, I feel as though 70% of my time is spent applying various ointments on myself.

[matt nadeau @madnado]

I’ve got OCD. I drive an Arrange Rover.

[matt nadeau @madnado]

Fecebook, Facebook for your poops. Thank you.

[matt nadeau @madnado]

Do you think pirates ridiculed each other over the improper use of “Yer” and “Yar”?

[Stats Canada @stats_canada]

91% of Canadians have cut the sleeves off of a plaid shirt so they can wear it during the summer

[matt nadeau @madnado]

Yo it's PHAT earth theory, get it right. Earth be fiiine.

[matt nadeau @madnado]

What emoji is this 🏚? Broken home? Why?

[matt nadeau @madnado]

Longform, more like shlongform. Thank you everyone.

[Joel Buxton @JoelBuxton]

Help @madnado bachelor partied too hard

[matt nadeau @madnado]

They say that Hamilton is "The City of waterfalls" but what they meant was "The city of Kentucky waterfalls".

[matt nadeau @madnado]

I wish I could have trademarked pointing in the air, I would've made millions off of white people on spring break

[matt nadeau @madnado]

This show on October 18th is NOT to be missed! Fan of 30 Rock? If you're a human, of course you're a fan! #SuNL #BCIF
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[matt nadeau @madnado]

The Fast and Furious movies are like the Star Wars saga for Juggalos

[matt nadeau @madnado]

Steven Segal's face looks like a bag of beef jerky with a Dracula wig on it.

[matt nadeau @madnado]

Uncle Mad's tip of the week: Don't have a cup? Just use an old yogurt container you find in the garbage to drink that rain water

[matt nadeau @madnado]

Special treat: the cast of Full House The Musical might stop buy and sing us a ditty holy f*ck! #fullhouseTO
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[matt nadeau @madnado]

Is it just me or are the Foo Fighters just democrat Nickleback?

[matt nadeau @madnado]

https://t.co/clZJSxWBQR come see a former SNL cast member in action ya dumb dumbs!

[matt nadeau @madnado]

It's so great that Haley Joel Osmont identifies as a potatoe