Kristian Buchanan

I love water, the smell of bleach, and whores...

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@KevinRyanComedy Whip it

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@KevinRyanComedy Fuck ya. I drained a pack of camel nonfilters everyday. These fags with a battery in there mouth.
The exact reason 9v batteries were invented

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@FeehanKerryn Jesus fuck.

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@TPostMillennial Scum queers

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@QueenAnticommie I do

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@adamcarolla I had one, I can't buy a gun

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BSU
@_vandul

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@trumplicans2024 I aint black, 96'?

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@trumplicans2024 How old were you when you got shot the first time

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@columtyrrell Good for Gardini.

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@FOX4 I would love to wash my sweaty balls after a flight in there sink

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@miles_commodore Cheesecake

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@AVGirl4Life Gay

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@TheAmericanGrl My mother's heart....

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@oelma__ Letting women vote, participation awards in kids sports, gender rights, men competing in women's sports, Islamic congressman.

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@LiberalHivemind Someone named Shaniqua

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@oelma__ Manual Circumcision tool

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@Matt_Pinner Pimp lighter

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@waitmaya 31

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@marknorm Your the goat of 1 liners.