madeline

speaking as a completely objective third party outsider with absolutely no personal interest in the matter

[madeline @madoyle09]

I wonder how many butts of bread get thrown away

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

I hope the next global trend is critical thinking

[ravn @mfnravn]

please accept my sincerest oopsie daises

[Tashy McTashface @TashP351]

According to my skin, hair & lips and hands, I am doing Dry January.

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

How life feels when i have to run more than like 1 or 2 errands in a day

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

happy august to the people who live for the hope of it all

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

I’m done wasting money this summer unless u guys want to do something this weekend

[erika @yeeeerika]

just got diagnosed with needing an ice cream

[chase @cfree94]

does the new pope have his real id yet

[alli @sonofalli]

there should be a separate TSA line for people who are apparently experiencing their first day on earth

[trash jones @jzux]

protein popcorn protein pop tart protein pancake. someone take me out back behind the protein barn and shoot me w a protein rifle

[peter @arabatman_]

does anyone know where I can get it together

[Keke Palmer @KekePalmer]

Wicked was fabulous. I'm holding space for aWoAHHHohhAHHHHH. PERIOD!

[madeline @madoyle09]

@chantel_malin im on the waitlist 😭

[madeline @madoyle09]

@chantel_malin are you going to rough trade?

[madeline @madoyle09]

@chantel_malin omg I almost messaged you on insta asking if you were going!

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

“Wyd after work?” Going to bed bro the sun is setting in 20 minutes

[hoe_math = PsychoMath @ItIsHoeMath]

Calling yourself 'educated' because you went to college is like calling yourself 'holy' because you went to church.

[bria celest @55mmbae]

Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

trying to save my money but i’m just a girl