miricorn the 1st

being annoying and sarcastic as shit is my birthright

[Vivian @suchnerve]

*taps the sign*

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If I had a dragon, I would NOT be sending him into war. Thank you very much. He’d be safe in his bed with his treats.

[miricorn the 1st @madqueenmir]

@NicholasTriems1 @designmom @hojatsalehi Why? Did you want to be invited?

[Genie @lettersfromjuno]

The best hosts at parties or any home event are witches. Hosting is a ritual

[miricorn the 1st @madqueenmir]

@HeretoMS7 @airscout_ @madeitsupreme @maryarchived it’s also valid if you like it and feel it’s meaningful and others .. think it’s just flat out bad. it may be just her style & i may hate her style for the exact reason airscout named. whether or not she has things to say, the way in which she says them is at best juvenile to me.

[miricorn the 1st @madqueenmir]

@souporsonic_

[pseudo wook @souporsonic_]

liking the beach over mountains is a sign of low intelligence

[doxie @doxie_gay]

we used to have a society

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerkss]

Every day we are gifted a new generational
World Cup clip, I’ll never get tired of these

[sarah ♡ @krbyreed]

my butch is not handling the new york summer heat well

[Matt Stamper 🐍 @Sneketoshi]

I want to introduce you to Steve. He’s 83. His wife died a few months ago and he comes to this lodge in Spring Mill, Indiana and draws. He taught art in Terre Haute, IN his whole life. He also did courtroom sketches in court cases. In the comments I’ll share some pics from his sketchbook. He was excited when I said I was going to share his sketches with the world.

[trash jones @jzux]

"can i be a hater for a second?" my dear friend. with me you can be a hater for 1 million years

[hot like piss🌱 @rockybiiitch]

First base: raw sex
Second base: telling you about my mental illness
Third base: a kiss in public
Fourth base: introducing you to my friends

[Brooke from Let’s Not Date @TheLetsNotDate]

I miss the days of traditional masculinity, when men had the decency to die young.

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad

[miricorn the 1st @madqueenmir]

https://t.co/iB8G4xJm8n

[Nostos @NostosLit]

― Emily Brontë, Wuthering Heights

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

People in LA after only getting 3 days of June Gloom and going immediately into August heat in early June:

[nyara @nyaraVT]

who made this😭😭