madeline albert

Your shirt says Princess but your face says troll
#stlblues

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

It's #BluesSocial Media Night at @ScottradeCenter tonight & we have a pair of tickets to give away! RT to enter. https://t.co/MpWbpn8onG

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Happy #NationalHugDay

[claire 412 @claire_412]

my mother said that looking like your not wearing pants via big t-shirt/short shorts is "dumpy", I said mom hop off my swag

[madeline albert @madravsalbert]

@claire_412 but then we wouldn't have any chips :-/

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Worst line I wrote today: “I must be made of stone, cause you’re taking me for granite.” I can do better. I will do better.

[claire 412 @claire_412]

its all fun and games until you make eye contact through the crack in the stall

[madeline albert @madravsalbert]

@claire_412 nice tweet pic

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Why couldn’t the pirate remember the alphabet? He always got lost at C. #ClassicJokeFriday

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. #ClassicJokeFriday

[madeline albert @madravsalbert]

@claire_412 sis maybe rethink ur life

[Ramseur Records @RamseurRecords]

Congratulations to @theavettbros! "I And Love And You" has been certified Gold by the @RIAA!

[madeline albert @madravsalbert]

@claire_412 sometimes ur dumb but ily

[madeline albert @madravsalbert]

Wait how will I order Girl Scout cookies in college. Can I online shop for them?!¡

[Al MacInnis @AMacInnis2]

Not exactly the D-zone coverage we practice. #bankrhepoints.”

[madeline albert @madravsalbert]

@claire_412 it's ok you can rely on dad for chips and oj

[madeline albert @madravsalbert]

I just had a dream I met the Jo bros/hannah montana, best dream of my life hands down #year3000 #lifeswutumakeit

[madeline albert @madravsalbert]

@claire_412 nope its good ole Miami knowledge

[madeline albert @madravsalbert]

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison"
lololololololo college fun