Cassie McCallister

Mom. Writer. Sun Devil. Shrink.

[reignGod ☔ @r3ignG0d]

@TomPelissero If you ask me, any contact at all should be banned unless the tackler first asks the ball carrier if they consent to being touched.

[Cassie McCallister @madrecass]

@AZSportsHistory @ASUFootball True fans left when we were told to leave and so did the students who still have class tomorrow.

[Cassie McCallister @madrecass]

@ralphamsden @JoeHealey42 Me and my Kirkland brand white claw just agreed to call it as well.

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

Free admission to any member of the United States government

[Cassie McCallister @madrecass]

@LindsayAskew5 @RainaBrands Welp that settles it: working moms aren’t maternal.

[Cassie McCallister @madrecass]

@Ivyvyne1 @DrewBGrisham @cjzer0 Add it to my list of things I learned when I should’ve been sleeping. That’s it. But someone might stop eating chicken.

[Cassie McCallister @madrecass]

@takawna93 @DrewBGrisham @cjzer0 I apologize for knowing ‘holocaust’ means mass destruction…someone needs a dictionary.

[Doug Benson @DougBenson]

Between CODA’s wins and Will Smith, this has been a big night for hands.

Might delete this one.

#Oscars #Oscar2022

[Cassie McCallister @madrecass]

Football Team was a better name

[Cassie McCallister @madrecass]

Just posted a photo @ Ahwatukee Christmas Lights https://t.co/tfHF9HBdlq

[Brad Denny @BDenny29]

First-ballot Obit Hall of Famer

[Cassie McCallister @madrecass]

Thank you, Tim. Our dad loved being a Sun Devil and that part of him will be with us until we see him again one day.

[Tim Healey @TimHealeyASU]

@Joey_Artigue @ChrisKarpman @azcsports @ASUFootball Clair was one of a kind - a great Sun Devil with a terrific sense of humor - as you can tell! May he RIP. Left us way too soon.

[Katy Ann Whitney @katy_ann_w]

Nobody: Mitochondria:

[Cassie McCallister @madrecass]

100% 🇺🇸

[Meredith Salenger @MeredthSalenger]

Dear @JoeBiden & @KamalaHarris,
How bout a nice little intimate inauguration ceremony with UR family & Barack Obama in a small garden. Quietly film it. And get to work. We can all celebrate once it is safer.
Signed,
Everyone who voted for U & loves U & wants to keep U safe💙🇺🇸

[Cassie McCallister @madrecass]

@BDenny29

[JESSE (With No “i”) @Mr4thAndLong]

THIS. IS. A. MASTERPIECE
😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😃😃😃😃😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[Cassie McCallister @madrecass]

@realDonaldTrump @EveningEdit Counting.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

I guess he just got tired of all the winning.

[Cassie McCallister @madrecass]

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[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

i DO NOT condone looting and rioting if the election is stolen, but realistically i do not see myself getting an air fryer any other way