Mads

Mama 💓💙

[Mads @Mads_Bittner]

i live rent free in some peoples heads

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

That’s it. I’m falling asleep. How do all these old people stay awake? What drugs are they on?

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Let me unbuffer for 1 quick second.... #TysonPaul

[Mads @Mads_Bittner]

@shannon_ohlson And the lady bugs

[rose @wynrosei]

it’s sad because i know you really wanna go on walks at night and clear your mind but you’re a girl

[Mads @Mads_Bittner]

Angelina is like the Janelle of Jersey Shore

[Financelot @FinanceLancelot]

BREAKING: The storm surge for Hurricane Milton is expected to be 15 feet.

To give you an idea of how deadly this is, here's what 9 feet looks like:
https://t.co/nK0lyR7X26

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

hannah baker a weak bitch i’m on reason 575 chin still up

[samantha. @semisami_]

Hearing moms say “ im getting back to me” is such a happy and relieving moment. Because motherhood will drag you every which way but loose. Its such a dramatic shift in your life! S/o to all the moms finding themselves again. Sending my love to you today💕

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🤍 @luvblessingz]

“it’s not that deep” is insane because these are my feelings not yours

[Mads @Mads_Bittner]

Lanee started school, I started school, both kid started daycare this week, all of were in bed by 8pm. To say we’re exhausted is an understatement

[DSM Police Scanner 🎆 @ScannerDSM]

This was in uh…. Des Moines Iowa.

[ً @wtffrio]

JUST BECAUSE YOUR FEELINGS ARE VALID DOESN’T MEAN YOUR BEHAVIOR IS.

[Mads @Mads_Bittner]

Lanee is treated like a celebrity in kee