Mads

29 🏳️‍🌈 MN 🌞 I share too much on the internet

[wetto @SuicideChrist]

indiana slicky fort wayneeeeeeeee

[+ THY WILL BE DONE + @SUICIDEBOYS]

WE WANNA THANK EVERYONE WHO ATTENDED GREY DAY THIS YEAR. WAIT TIL YOU SEE WHAT WE HAVE IN STORE FOR 2025.

📸 @dill35mm

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A table of the most GODESS tier women told me my eyes were pretty and I was gorgeous and I fell in love with all 3 at once. I was down bad...

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My coach wants me to do a power lifting competition and I want to but I also am a weak ass bitch 😮‍💨

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It's amazing how much changes in less than a year.

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To the kid on WW2 zombies that was showing us how to get shit done and saying "Come follow Daddy"... that was my husband using the chick character 🫡

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I had a GROWN ASS WOMAN continue to say Grand MARINARA instead of marnier at least 10 times after I corrected her. ITS NOT PASTA SAUCE HOE.

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My life has flipped majorly this year and I've been so alone with no friends. But working on my health and marriage has been so mentally healing.

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Some days I feel like emotionally I've made it so far but then there are days that remind me that I'm almost 26 and still feel like the outcast who doesn't fit in and my inner child sobs

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Lmao not my husband and I having a crush on the same girl 🫣🤣

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I'm a sad broke hoe but at least I'm a sad broke hoe with $uicideboy$ tickets

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A girl stopped me while I was serving to tell me I was cute and I'd like to report this is the 3rd girl this week I've fallen in love with.

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Noooo I don't hold grudges I just want the lady that got mad at me for my restaurant running out of something to get in a fiery car crash 🙂

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This has Blue Mountain State written all over it

[grace 🤝 @debtbarbie]

one time when i was dating a marine i gifted him a pocket pussy with my picture taped to it as a silly joke and within a month his whole unit had fucked the pocket me and the last 4 guys to do it all got chlamydia (:

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The scene in Kingsman where Harry murks everyone in the church while the 'Free Bird' solo shreds in the background is peak cinema.

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I love heavy hip thrusts because for 15 min after I get to feel like I have a BBL 💅

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Customer: "I am a devout Catholic I can tell you believe in God, right?"

Me: *sweats in gay atheist*

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Heads up when you leave a job everyone forgets you exist

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@Daisymorocho50 DO IT and get a wig to wear 🤷🏻‍♀️